Best Off The Rack Poems
My Heart Will Go On - POTDPOTD 30th August 2018
The gently swaying branches of the old oak should elicit calmness
And yet a sense of foreboding permeates the midnight air
Wild imaginings? Or did shadows flit across the leaf strewn path?
No time to dwell ~ She must make haste
Long afore the...
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Categories:
off the rack, grief, heartbreak, lost, romance,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Workout In RhymeI was on a machine
Working out – burning steam
As the “Calories Burnt” numbers grows
When this pretty young thing
Turns around – my eyes sting
As her nipples in tight t-shirt shows
Well, I drift off sometime
Lost in space – lost in mind
When this pretty young lady walks past
Then...
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Categories:
off the rack, fantasy, funny, health, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Let Me Have It Then Kiss My PetuniaHe cheated on you- what a surprise
You’re wife #5 in his pattern of lies
Did you think he’d be loyal ‘cause he gave you a ring?
Did you think he’d stop flirtin’ and start stayin’ in?
Did you think you were special, that you were the one?
Puh-lease, you...
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Categories:
off the rack, lost love, people, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
The Day After In a MallWhen that jolly red man with a sack
brings your wishes to you off the rack,
no late Christmas night
for first frosty light,
warm the car up and take it all back....
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Categories:
off the rack, life
Form:
Limerick
Outgrowing Self-LoathingMy suit of self-loathing no longer fits
The mirror of compassion tells me so
Years of bad-intentions held back growth
After a time, the length of my sleeves bind
I didn’t realize I’ve become over-sized
These angry pants are fit for a small child
How silly I look with cuffs...
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Categories:
off the rack, anger, clothes, fashion, hate,
Form:
Free verse
Look But Don'T TouchWatch out for a pervert named Jack.
He cannot keep his hands off a rack.
The rule goes as such,
you can look but don't touch
and beware of husbands on attack....
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Categories:
off the rack, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
off the rack, inspirational, me, fruit, me,
Form:
Free verse
Who, Why, What, Where, WhenWho, Why, What, Where, When?
Take a meme, and make it clean by belief, engagement,
God meme, Santa Claus or denim jeans are fundamentals,
They offer a magic carpet to all partakers into fulfilment,
When we endorse the concepts behind these credentials.
Like god, belief in...
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Categories:
off the rack, faith, god, happiness, identity,
Form:
Quatrain
A Drama Queen's Average AfternoonExcuse me mister, you just walked by
You eyed me up and down and acted real sly
You came real close and as you walked past
You looked like you wanted to grab my ass!
I will demand you stop with that very thought
Over this fine behind, many fights...
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Categories:
off the rack, imagination, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
Working HerdMy pride is not of presidents
their monuments or halls,
I’m proud of the nation’s people
the working class with balls.
Owned forever by the bank
with interest rates so cruel,
looking in the showrooms
at things that make them drool.
Clothes are off the rack
never owning a new car,
taking home a case...
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Categories:
off the rack, tribute,
Form:
Quatrain
Friday May 13th 2022Friday May 13th 2022
By Franklin Price
05/13/2022
It's odd that I just noticed
It is the thirteenth day of May
The day is also Friday
It's unlucky some may say
Watch out for all the black cats
And those ladders off the rack
Don't step on any sidewalk joints
Or you may break...
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Categories:
off the rack, angst, world,
Form:
Rhyme
Dating In Socks and CrocsI decide to take the plunge, internet dating is all the rage
My loneliness grows, I decide it’s time I try to engage
I join several dating sites, cynical of what I may find
Hoping it’s someone sweet, who’s honest and kind
I write my profile and describe...
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Categories:
off the rack, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Speak Your Minddon't hold back
take it off the rack
if its facts
its that time
to leave going back behind
SPEAK YOUR MIND...
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Categories:
off the rack, adventure, corruption,
Form:
Light Verse
Old ShoesCleaning out the closets
in the autumn time of year
Old shoes fell off the rack,
worn and faded from use.
How many steps were taken
with that very pair?
Steps to work and shopping
then back home again.
New shoes may replace them
taking different steps...
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Categories:
off the rack, memory,
Form:
Blank verse
Alcohol ThoughtsIf i could summon you to my perception
Or host you whole to my being
Only then
Only then would you fathom the wreckage
And take a dip in my alcohol thoughts
Or come watch me redeem my aggravating flaws
Hues from my mouth dripping void ,...
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Categories:
off the rack, conflict, dark, depression, drink,
Form:
Rhyme