Best Nosy Poems

a worm and hook plop
orange koi gather around
like nosy neighbors...

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She's "concerned" that my mess is immense
"I work late." Is my latest defense
Yes, my yard is a wreck
But IF you must peck
Your big NOSE might...

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On the wall of a house I might be
Owned by *Brangelina Jolie.
There’s no real reason why.
I’m just one nosy fly.
Not to mention, Brad nude I...

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"I saw some road kill on my way over," she said.
She had a horse laugh. "Just a dumb raccoon," she added.
I leapt over the sink...

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The earth is moving slowly on its axle.
The sun is swiftly making his retreat.
Everyone begins to relax a little
and softly, sweetly, slowly drift to sleep.

The...

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I did a dodgy job of mending
The backyard gate.
Mellow memories still feel like gaping gallows,
They perch like birds do on the fence
And eat all the...

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We live in a car – mommy, my little brother and me.
My dad left before I was born. 
My little brother is Charley’s kid.
Charley never...

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in the shape of maintenance 
there are four straight sided sides
lies of coper (copper) pipes 
to actually but not officially 
or explicitly choke the life...

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even a nose becomes a rose
to long at the wine it glows

as a nation without God
becomes only temporal sod

all the gross sides of life
generate the...

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This is my best story in 
my mother tongue urdu 
which I translated and 
tried my best to turn it 
into a poem in english...

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People will always pry or judge the life that you’re living 
To be nosy or gossip that’s their religion
It is the betrayal in enemies
Gossip has...

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Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off,...

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Chemically: crystalline carbon compound
Commonly consumed as coffee, Coke 
Choices? Consider chocolate
Craziness careens corners

Attitude and attention adjuster
Autumn afternoon activator
Accelerated activities
Ask another altruistic answerable

Fathoming fatherhood 
Folgers: fresh...

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Father Christmas is in the night sky his sleigh and reindeer a silhouette in the moonlight,
He has traveled all over the world to lavish his...

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My next door neighbor
is a busybody
obsessed about
butting into your life
whether you like it or not...

He talks without speaking
hears without listening
I am not one for long...

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Absorbing everything 
Cause I see everything
Searching behind hidden doors 
Combing through the shelves and drawers 
Where's the social validation  
Social media is like an...

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Going out on a blind date,
go see a movie, then grab a table for two
Got no expectations whatsoever, honestly
I just hope she lets her hair...

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My kid sister, nosy parker, 
sneaky peeker, what a pest! 
always hangin' on my coattails, 
never fails, unwelcome guest. 
Precocious tomboy, she would try 
to...

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"Free listening my right to hear what I hear, listening in
Secretly I listen to a conversation
Be plain speak up, why you mumbling listening in
opened the...

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Mortified mom wrote response in daughter's diary: "I am NOT nosy!"



December 19, 2017, entered in s. Grace's Wonderful One-Liners Contest
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That furniture at Grandma’s house has never had a;
Behind, sit down directly on it-
The plastic had duct tape overtop
Where something sharp had pierced a hole
This...

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Oh, you do not want to know my tale,
But since you insist, I guess I'll just tell,

Originally from mystical India -- not Rome!
Some 30 years...

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       Toddler tweet

Merry blue dressed Bob, the builder,
Please return my reddish toy rooster,
I’ll give you my toy elephant,
A bubbly...

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My happy, snappy Valentine
Your lips are sweet as sugar.
They are like chocolate milk, 
That covers my wounded soul.

My easy, breezy Valentine,
Your caress I long to...

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Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry...

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