Best Nosy Poems

a worm and hook plop
orange koi gather around
like nosy neighbors...

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She's "concerned" that my mess is immense
"I work late." Is my latest defense
Yes, my yard is a wreck
But IF you must peck
Your big NOSE might get stuck in my fence

So you KNOCKED my troublesome trooper?
Tell ya what you prim party-pooper
I will warn you once more
Poke...

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This most peculiar man
Who did handstands in the pool
Always in the shallow end
In his speedo, to stay cool?

I've seen him dance in the street alone
This most peculiar man
Or out lying on the public grass
Working on his his tan. 

But mostly I saw him by the...

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She runs down the street in her bathrobe and curlers,
With the big flower prints peering in the neighbors windows,
She has nothing else better to do than to get in others business,
Acting like she owns the block, the other neighbors can't stand this,
If a dog barks...

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What is it to me if
The teenage girl next door
Leaves on a date dressed up
Like a downtown whore?
If her brother wears his cap
With the bill in the back
And their father drives up
In a ratty old hearse Cadillac?
Why do I let the smallest
Things annoy me so?
I...

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Quiet were we and without a single care,
but, "shush…did you hear that over there?"
A small sigh and a rattling on the floor, 
couldn’t be the baby, I just closed the door.
I just couldn’t figure out the what or where!

Sounded like a moan or someone in...

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My first introduction when I moved in across the hall
Was a lovely older lady, who stood under five feet tall

She came up to my door to say welcome and hello
And to tell me of the neighbours, some above and some below.

She invited me over for...

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Nosy thinks he knows my heart, he peaks around the corner,
If there were no secrets to his spying ways, the guilt wouldn't weigh on his shoulders...

To My Secret Admirerer......

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snoopy
groupie...

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The silent neighbor is me, 
especially at night, 
when they fight, 
I stay out of it
just being polite
and not a nosy bee;
those bruises the kids had, 
they swore they fell, 
not my fault, 
not my responsibility
to report, 
just being polite; 
and not a nosy bee;...

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I was on the second floor
My window open for the breeze
When from below I heard a sneeze
Then just silence, nothing more.

The next day I investigated
The hollowed bush below my window
Within it tidy piles, stacked all in a row
So I waited for the night, breath bated.

I...

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taunted trees drunk
fostered felon gulp
bounty breeze served
leering lusty lurch
saucy summer tossed
per punctured pores

pruning pulpy puke
altering vying view
dark dances drew

nosy nature smirks
moaning mockery's verge
dainty drips athirst

same mystic malady 
belching feelings breed.
'20:02:08:18:51...

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Another neighbour in the building
I saw him from my balcony.
He Twisted up a plastic bag
and carefully hid it, under the tree.

He went back to his car and waited,
Then eventually, drove away.
I waited for hours until it was dark
To see if someone would collect it that...

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A young girl eavesdrops
On her parents one day
And found out that
They were the head 
Of the mafia and plans
To have her killed 
Dispose of her body in
Back of the cemetery
Behind rose hill
So, she runs to 
A friend's house
Shaking with fear
Crying and regretting
What she had heard
about...

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In the corner of the room, you slyly creep,
With your two cents ready, promises to keep,
A dime-store detective, prying in my space,
You're such a penny hoe, you never leave a trace.

Whispered conversations, you twist and you weave,
Like a spider in the shadows, never wanting to...

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