Nosy Neighbor

She runs down the street in her bathrobe and curlers, With the big flower prints peering in the neighbors windows, She has nothing else better to do than to get in others business, Acting like she owns the block, the other neighbors can't stand this, If a dog barks she's calling the cops, She's also knocking on your door reminding you to mow your lawn, I thank her, smile politely, and slam the door, I hope she got the hint this time, Lord.