Best Nookie Poems

I’m on the bed with my legs akimbo
Guess I’m looking like a wanton bimbo
My hubby needn’t fear
It’s just my routine smear
Not for nookie with my...

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My books sit on the shelf right there,
               not a Nook...

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Nookie Time






Sublime.




Short     and      Sweet....

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 You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ 
Too large, in a colour you hate 
It simply won’t fit 
You’ll never wear it
No nookie...

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I opened up my cupboard door and then I opened wider,
Dwelling cozily inside, a most humongous spider. 

I do not kill a spider, that’s against...

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Old Santa Claus is in the know now
he's changing with the times;
now, he speaks out against the GMO's 
saying toying with foods a crime.

Santa hungers...

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Men are not that complicated!
The perfect mate is often over-rated
Ladies relax calm down
Don't let your selves get so jaded

Men are simple creatures 
a few basic...

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Sexually Gamble
nookie
bookie
Hangover in the Suburb
alcoholic 
bucolic



Just trying something different...

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OH SHOOT!!!  .A DOGGONE COOKIE    
 
He wanted from her some sweet nookie.
Instead all he got was a cookie.
He suffered his...

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T hey’d aughta not called nookie
H eaven’s blessed cookie...
E ither burd or bee, cause neither's a lookie! 

B urds well der feathered, not like me?
I...

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After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a...

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‘Twas the season to be merry, and playing around,
shirker Fred was in Vegas; from work he had played hooky.
Asleep in his hotel room, he strangely...

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The medic said lie on the couch
She swabbed my cervix , I said OUCH
It's checking for cancer
So I can’t be a chancer
For cervical smears I...

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"Celibacy"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

It's been eight years....WOW
I want some nookie, and i mean like now
But how, when my only aim is to Provide Him...

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My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with...

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