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I’m on the bed with my legs akimbo Guess I’m looking like a wanton bimbo My hubby needn’t fear It’s just my routine smear Not for nookie with my lover Jimbo! 5th February 2017

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Just James

Date: 2/8/2017 10:46:00 PM

Love your sense of humor...! o and the poem!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2017 8:52:00 AM

Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 2/8/2017 10:36:00 AM

So important to always stay on top of your body's progress :-) Hugs Thank you for reading my poem "Where We Meet"

Jan Allison
Date: 2/8/2017 11:19:00 AM

Definitely Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 2/7/2017 6:52:00 AM

And you say he doesn't need to fear! Most enjoyable write.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/7/2017 4:46:00 PM

lol Scott:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 2/6/2017 7:26:00 AM

This was funny but more intense than your normal poetry my friend. It does create a picture and your humor is always a welcome part, no matter what the subject.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/6/2017 7:29:00 AM

I've written funny poems about blood tests and mammograms I try and deal with this stuff with humour, but smear tests are vital and its important for ladies to get them done when they are offered an appointment:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/5/2017 7:05:00 PM

haha, Jimbo. Now who might THAT one be. heehee

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 7:12:00 PM

Not the one you are thinking of ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/5/2017 6:55:00 PM

- An important topic told with a smile ... always easy to remember - Great, Jan !!!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 7:12:00 PM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/5/2017 1:48:00 PM

I like how you managed to treat a serious subject with a humourous touch, Jan...well done! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 1:57:00 PM

Thanks Paul it is a serious subject and I wish every woman would attend the tests they offer and also that it was offered at a younger age as unfortunately age is no barrier to cervical cancer :-( hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/5/2017 12:03:00 PM

I had to look away (closing eyes) (hand over mouth)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 12:05:00 PM

lol I thought of using Timbo as my lover but thought better of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/5/2017 10:10:00 AM

:) This is a great limerick, Jan. Had a great laugh when I got to the last line. Love the way you rhymed akimbo, bimbo and Jimbo. Very creative and witty! Hugs, carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 10:31:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn I had mine done last week and I have never written a humourous poem on the subject. Its not something I lookforward to having done as it is so intrusive but five minutes of embarrassment can save your life:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 2/5/2017 9:23:00 AM

Jan, a serious subject, but I must admit I have no idea about what half of the words in your limerick mean :) Time for decent investigation, be right back as soon as I know more!

Darren White
Date: 2/5/2017 11:13:00 PM

Akimbo = hand on hip or elbow // Nookie: the act of getting it on, making whoopie 0.o // whatever that means lol... and here I was thinking I master the language pretty good hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2017 10:28:00 AM

I hope you delved deep and got to the bottom of the meaning :-) hugs Jan xx