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When Santa's Wife Got Frisky

After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold. She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie. Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold. The house smells like heaven. Please hand me a cookie." Dec. 26, 2021 for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/11/2022 2:46:00 PM

Oh boy, Santa's a typical male. Congrat's on your win, a fun read.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 1/11/2022 6:52:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Now we know their home smells like heaven and cookies. Have a blessed day...................

Margarita Lillico

Date: 1/10/2022 1:56:00 PM

At least he is caring if not daring:) Congrats, Andrea!

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 1/10/2022 7:47:00 AM

A deserving winning entry Andrea. Well done!! Ron

Terry Miller

Date: 1/10/2022 1:36:00 AM

Congratulations, very witty.

Valsa George

Date: 1/9/2022 7:49:00 PM

I always tell you you are born to be a winner ! Congratulations on your great win Andrea! Hugs :) :)

Jan Allison

Date: 1/9/2022 5:02:00 PM

oh so witty, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 1/9/2022 3:28:00 PM

revisiting to congratulate you on your top win. I knew it would! Love ~ Mala

Terry Flood

Date: 1/9/2022 11:45:00 AM

and then he said, whatever that is that you’re wearing… it needs ironing! Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry

Charles Messina

Date: 1/9/2022 11:17:00 AM

Sometimes those cookies rule (lol) Very cute, Andrea. Big Congrats on your 1st place win! Hugs :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/9/2022 9:54:00 AM

Lol, well the man had a job to do, duty first. Congrats on your win Andrea, some Christmas crackers on this list. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/9/2022 8:33:00 AM

Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious!

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/28/2021 9:04:00 AM

Hehehe, definitely frisky...Delice

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 12/28/2021 6:21:00 AM

Oh Dear Andrea, hilarious! Enjoyed your poem very much - another side of Mrs. Claus ! Love and hugs ~ Mala

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/28/2021 4:15:00 AM

Santa is hilarious!

Michael Tor

Date: 12/27/2021 6:15:00 PM

Santa might get a piece of coal in his sock from Mrs Clause, lets hope he surprises her with a nice Mistletoe over the door and a big surprise. LOL

Joseph May

Date: 12/27/2021 12:54:00 PM

Lol, She chose to be naughty and nice!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/27/2021 9:45:00 AM

LOL! A cookie indeed!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/26/2021 11:47:00 PM

Trust a man not to take a hint, the fat slob :) Funny poem. Hugs my friend.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/26/2021 7:56:00 PM

Oh my, this is soooo funny. I agree with Connie. I don't know how Tania will judge these because they are all so clever and funny. Poets really outdid themselves on this one!

Deb M

Date: 12/26/2021 4:31:00 PM

Hi Andrea…..that’s very funny and clever ! But what’s wrong with Mrs Claus…..she should be putting her feet up instead!! Enjoyed . Debx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/27/2021 11:04:00 AM

ha , your own habits are showing in this response. I too am with you, Deb. I just thought I would make Mrs. Claus into another type of woman!!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/26/2021 1:26:00 PM

This is very cute and funny Andrea. One of the best I have read so far. Poor Tania having to choose winners with so many great entries. Thank you for the laughter! Blessings xxoo