Andrea Dietrich Poet Rhyme

When Santa's Wife Got Frisky

After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold.

The house smells like heaven. Please hand me a cookie."


Dec. 26, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest

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M. L. Kiser January 11, 2022 at 2:46 PM Oh boy, Santa's a typical male. Congrat's on your win, a fun read.

Paula Goldsmith January 11, 2022 at 6:52 AM Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Now we know their home smells like heaven and cookies. Have a blessed day...................

Margarita Lillico January 10, 2022 at 1:56 PM At least he is caring if not daring:) Congrats, Andrea!

Ronald D Thompson January 10, 2022 at 7:47 AM A deserving winning entry Andrea. Well done!! Ron

Terry Miller January 10, 2022 at 1:36 AM Congratulations, very witty.

Valsa George January 9, 2022 at 7:49 PM I always tell you you are born to be a winner ! Congratulations on your great win Andrea! Hugs :) :)

Jan Allison January 9, 2022 at 5:02 PM oh so witty, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Malabika Ray Choudhury January 9, 2022 at 3:28 PM revisiting to congratulate you on your top win. I knew it would! Love ~ Mala

Terry Flood January 9, 2022 at 11:45 AM and then he said, whatever that is that you’re wearing… it needs ironing! Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry

Charles Messina January 9, 2022 at 11:17 AM Sometimes those cookies rule (lol) Very cute, Andrea. Big Congrats on your 1st place win! Hugs :)

Tom Cunningham January 9, 2022 at 9:54 AM Lol, well the man had a job to do, duty first. Congrats on your win Andrea, some Christmas crackers on this list. Tom

Tania Kitchin January 9, 2022 at 8:33 AM Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious!

Delice Arleen Skelly December 28, 2021 at 9:04 AM Hehehe, definitely frisky...Delice

Malabika Ray Choudhury December 28, 2021 at 6:21 AM Oh Dear Andrea, hilarious! Enjoyed your poem very much - another side of Mrs. Claus ! Love and hugs ~ Mala

Caren Krutsinger December 28, 2021 at 4:15 AM Santa is hilarious!

Michael Tor December 27, 2021 at 6:15 PM Santa might get a piece of coal in his sock from Mrs Clause, lets hope he surprises her with a nice Mistletoe over the door and a big surprise. LOL

Joseph May December 27, 2021 at 12:54 PM Lol, She chose to be naughty and nice!

Kim Rodrigues December 27, 2021 at 9:45 AM LOL! A cookie indeed!

Victor Buhagiar December 26, 2021 at 11:47 PM Trust a man not to take a hint, the fat slob :) Funny poem. Hugs my friend.

L Milton Hankins December 26, 2021 at 7:56 PM Oh my, this is soooo funny. I agree with Connie. I don't know how Tania will judge these because they are all so clever and funny. Poets really outdid themselves on this one!

Deb M December 26, 2021 at 4:31 PM Hi Andrea…..that’s very funny and clever ! But what’s wrong with Mrs Claus…..she should be putting her feet up instead!! Enjoyed . Debx Andrea Dietrich December 27, 2021 at 11:04 AM ha , your own habits are showing in this response. I too am with you, Deb. I just thought I would make Mrs. Claus into another type of woman!!

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 1:26 PM This is very cute and funny Andrea. One of the best I have read so far. Poor Tania having to choose winners with so many great entries. Thank you for the laughter! Blessings xxoo