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When Santa's Wife Got Frisky

After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold.

The house smells like heaven. Please hand me a cookie."


Dec. 26, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest

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M. L. Kiser Date: 1/11/2022 2:46:00 PM Oh boy, Santa's a typical male. Congrat's on your win, a fun read. Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 1/11/2022 6:52:00 AM Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Now we know their home smells like heaven and cookies. Have a blessed day................... Login to Reply

Margarita Lillico Date: 1/10/2022 1:56:00 PM At least he is caring if not daring:) Congrats, Andrea! Login to Reply

Ronald D Thompson Date: 1/10/2022 7:47:00 AM A deserving winning entry Andrea. Well done!! Ron Login to Reply

Terry Miller Date: 1/10/2022 1:36:00 AM Congratulations, very witty. Login to Reply

Valsa George Date: 1/9/2022 7:49:00 PM I always tell you you are born to be a winner ! Congratulations on your great win Andrea! Hugs :) :) Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2022 5:02:00 PM oh so witty, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Malabika Ray Choudhury Date: 1/9/2022 3:28:00 PM revisiting to congratulate you on your top win. I knew it would! Love ~ Mala Login to Reply

Terry Flood Date: 1/9/2022 11:45:00 AM and then he said, whatever that is that you’re wearing… it needs ironing! Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry Login to Reply

Charles Messina Date: 1/9/2022 11:17:00 AM Sometimes those cookies rule (lol) Very cute, Andrea. Big Congrats on your 1st place win! Hugs :) Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/9/2022 9:54:00 AM Lol, well the man had a job to do, duty first. Congrats on your win Andrea, some Christmas crackers on this list. Tom Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 1/9/2022 8:33:00 AM Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious! Login to Reply

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 12/28/2021 9:04:00 AM Hehehe, definitely frisky...Delice Login to Reply

Malabika Ray Choudhury Date: 12/28/2021 6:21:00 AM Oh Dear Andrea, hilarious! Enjoyed your poem very much - another side of Mrs. Claus ! Love and hugs ~ Mala Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 12/28/2021 4:15:00 AM Santa is hilarious! Login to Reply

Michael Tor Date: 12/27/2021 6:15:00 PM Santa might get a piece of coal in his sock from Mrs Clause, lets hope he surprises her with a nice Mistletoe over the door and a big surprise. LOL Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 12/27/2021 12:54:00 PM Lol, She chose to be naughty and nice! Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/27/2021 9:45:00 AM LOL! A cookie indeed! Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/26/2021 11:47:00 PM Trust a man not to take a hint, the fat slob :) Funny poem. Hugs my friend. Login to Reply

L Milton Hankins Date: 12/26/2021 7:56:00 PM Oh my, this is soooo funny. I agree with Connie. I don't know how Tania will judge these because they are all so clever and funny. Poets really outdid themselves on this one! Login to Reply

Deb M Date: 12/26/2021 4:31:00 PM Hi Andrea…..that’s very funny and clever ! But what’s wrong with Mrs Claus…..she should be putting her feet up instead!! Enjoyed . Debx Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/27/2021 11:04:00 AM ha , your own habits are showing in this response. I too am with you, Deb. I just thought I would make Mrs. Claus into another type of woman!!

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/26/2021 1:26:00 PM This is very cute and funny Andrea. One of the best I have read so far. Poor Tania having to choose winners with so many great entries. Thank you for the laughter! Blessings xxoo Login to Reply