Nookie Poems - Poems about Nookie

...Observing all year around from above, Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. The world has gone viral, The peace has gone spiral, So Santa stays on cloud nine making love. De......Read the rest...

...The Secret Service don't need to shout They're randy buggers inside and out! Wherever they go The whole world will know They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!......Read the rest...

...I stole your song. So just sit right down in that chair right there and let me show you how it’s done. As “T he Piano Man” plays “In The Still Of The Night” I “Blister In The Sun” In This ......Read the rest...

...The medic said lie on the couch She swabbed my cervix , I said OUCH It's checking for cancer So I can’t be a chancer For cervical smears I can vouch I lay there with my legs akimbo......Read the rest...

...A cute girl fell for me named 'Cookie' Who asked me to play this game, 'Nookie' She nuzzled up to me Which caused me to flee ~ Cookie'd picked an innocent rookie......Read the rest...

...After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold. She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie. Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold. The house smells like heaven. Pl......Read the rest...

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...Braised beef cheeks in wine with deep-fried cauliflower with a honey mambo sauce was my companion that evening. The salad which Was enough to make me hungry cornered me, I made room for the en......Read the rest...

...My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie She’s well known for her love of nookie, Now she’s up the duff Her hubs in a huff And spends all his time with the bookie For my on line friend '......Read the rest...

...A GI looking for nookie Met a Geisha girl called Suki Would you believe She could conceive Faster than a New York bookie?......Read the rest...

...THE SONG iv. iNTRODUCTIONS ( SUBJECT) A. MANS SPEAKS B. wOMAN'S rESPONSE III. MUSIC iNTRODUCTION (VERSE I BEGINNINGS) STRANGS rEEDS BRASS PERCUSSION ......Read the rest...

...‘Twas the season to be merry, and playing around, shirker Fred was in Vegas; from work he had played hooky. Asleep in his hotel room, he strangely dreamed about a man that looked like a galloping ......Read the rest...

...Hello intrepid reader of poetry. Nice of you to drop in. I would offer you a diet soda, And a few tokes of the ganja out in the garage, but I am not there, and you aren’t here; so that’s that.......Read the rest...

...SHE SANG " I FOUND A FOOL" BEFORE SHE SANG " A WHORE'S PLADGUE" THEY LOVED IT WE SHE GAMED ON "THE HO'S AND THE EM' MONGAZ" WHEN SANG" STANKY FREAK" GUESS WHO POPED UP AS A SPECAIL GUEST? "B......Read the rest...

...Glanced in the mirror Didn't like what I saw All of that junk food I bought Packing on the pounds Now I just look round Gotta start eating right Gotta start running every night I'm so out of ......Read the rest...