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Nookie Poems - Poems about Nookie


Premium Member North Pole Nookie
Observing all year around from above, Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. The world has gone viral, The peace has gone spiral, So Santa stays on cloud nine making love. December 16, 2022 Contest: Funny Santa Sponsor: Tania Kitchin Howmanysyllables.com...

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Categories: nookie, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie
The Secret Service don't need to shout They're randy buggers inside and out! Wherever they go The whole world will know They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!...

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Categories: nookie, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member No Nookie
I’m on the bed with my legs akimbo Guess I’m looking like a wanton bimbo My hubby needn’t fear It’s just my routine smear Not for nookie with my lover Jimbo! 5th February 2017...

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Categories: nookie, body, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick
No Nookie For Me
My books sit on the shelf right there, not a Nook or electronic gear. I’d rather have the feel and smell of printed pages I love so well. A...

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Categories: nookie, books, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Nookie Time
Nookie Time Sublime. Short and Sweet....

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Categories: nookie, happy, visionary,
Form: Footle




Book: Reflection on the Important Things