Best Newton Poems

An idea, a spark

The apple falls from the tree

He works his theory


5~July~2017...

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Olivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!

I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black satin pants
At the sight of her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
And wanted to begin a romance!

For filming she’s sewn...

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When I went golfing with Sir Isaac Newton
He hit tee shots that were not comput’in
Though he struck balls sound
They stayed on the ground
Never making it to where he was shootin’

When we went inside to, have a tea
He showed his disgust with, gravity
I said, “That round...

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Sir Isaac Newton

was thought to be quite highfalutin

Liked caviar, imported tea

and all his foods were gluten-free!

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For Brian...

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Had a fig Newton 
Dropped it on the floor
God said, Let Newton be! 
And all was right.
Until the Ants...

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[A poem to celebrate the 350th anniversary of Newton's discovery of gravity]

Sir Isaac Newton is my name;
I have a certain reputation,
Philosopher of great acclaim
Amongst the proud men of this nation.
With many problems I would grapple,
Not least of which concerned an apple.

I’d often laze beneath the...

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Newton W. Moon

1853 – 1904


So, what is the truth?
My friend, have you thought deeply about life?
Have you thought long and hard about the endless ticking of time
Have you pondered and mused and ruminated with all your mind and soul?
I have lain on many an afternoon
Under...

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Sir Isaac Newton, Scientist,
Would quite often turn his wrist,
To writings on theology,
To add to his anthology....

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Sir Isaac Newton
Whilst working on his latest light invention
his cat disturbed him with intention,
cut a hole in the door to stop interruption


Penned 16/05/2014



quoted as inventing the Cat Flap whilst at college....

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Miss Olivia Newton-John
She transforms into a sex bomb
Sandy Olssen in Grease
Who wears pants that don't crease
That outfit sure gave her aplomb!


For filming she's sewn in her clothes
That's quite bothersome I suppose
How she managed to dance
In those skin-tight black pants
And visit the toilet, who knows!...

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Sir Isaac Newton
formulated the Laws of Gravitation,
a lucky guy he must be
for having in his garden that apple tree!...

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A MATTER OF GRAVITY

where art thou when I need thee most
ah yes, thou has become a ghost
a wishing well empty, a pond depleted
as I stand as stagnant, a man defeated

i have been overcome by demons inside
and when they request "why hast he died"
say unto them...

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Sir Isaac Newton
formulated the Laws of Gravitation,
a lucky guy he must be 
for having in his garden that apple tree!




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**The concept of Gravitation came to Newton's mind 
when he saw an apple falling to the ground from tree....

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VIDEO Take A Chance On Me (Karaoke) Youtube


RIP Olivia Newton-John and Latoya Jackson

*Repeats of lyrics - basic free flow ...


Take a chance on love
Cause it's from above
Take a chance on Him
If you believe in Him
If you feel to ... just let go
You're in the flow;...

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Poets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity. ~ Samuel Beckett 

Line of enquiry: Newton’s First Law of Motion (Inertia): An object at rest stays at rest, and an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an external force.

love is contagious...

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