Golfing With Sir Isaac Newton

When I went golfing with Sir Isaac Newton
He hit tee shots that were not comput’in
Though he struck balls sound
They stayed on the ground
Never making it to where he was shootin’

When we went inside to, have a tea
He showed his disgust with, gravity
I said, “That round went to pot
Coz for each hole’s first shot
For some reason you didn’t, grab a tee!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Peterson Avatar
December 17, 2013 at 7:39 PM
Oh, this is so much fun. I love limericks but haven't attempted a serious one in years. You've got me thinking now. Keep writing!
Dietrich Avatar
December 14, 2013 at 9:18 PM
haha, Keep up with limericks. they are so fun, like this one.
Breidenthal Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 5:26 PM
Clever and entertaining rhymes, David. : ) Thanks for sharing. Always, Laura
Melugin Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 3:04 PM
David Take a bow! Good & FunnY!! Keep 'em coming!!
Phillips Avatar
December 8, 2013 at 4:14 AM
An entertaining piece; it ridicules yet it brought out some humor
Virden Avatar
December 7, 2013 at 10:56 AM
An awesome limerick my friend - love your talent - also thanks for your kind comments on my page as well... Hugs
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