Best Newsman Poems
Ameica's Newsman Tells YouI love my country with all loyalty
I love our ideas and democracy
I enjoy my freedom all too well
But recently America has made me say what the hell
A news-man on TV once told me,
That this country is perfectly fine We live in meritocracy
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Categories:
newsman, america, love,
Form:
Narrative
The NewsmanThe newsman was press for time
Wild stories stuck in his mind
So, he typed them up fast
Fell right on his ass
While his stories created a shrine...
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Categories:
newsman, funny, happy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The NewsmanTHE NEWSMAN WAS PRESS FOR TIME
WILD STORIES WERE STUCK IN HIS MIND
HE TYPED THEM UP FAST
FELL STRAIGHT ON HIS ASS
WHILE HIS STORIES CREATED A SHRINE...
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Categories:
newsman, happy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick