Best Newscaster Poems

Female Newscaster
Written by: Catherine Reinke


Pretty faces
Boob jobs too
silicone lips
and higher shoes.
***** stars,
contrived
cue cards.
Network news 
has gone to fair!

Lying teeth.
Blinding white.
What today 
is our plight?

Cleavage low.
Ratings...

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The asphalt driveway is blackened over by rain 
sand bags lie in the corner of the garage in case water creeps in, some sheep scurry...

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This poem is dedicated to Souper Joyce Johnson!  “The Greatest Generation” was penned by newscaster Tom Brokaw in 1998 and became a best seller....

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How steep is the slope in front of you
that you see it practically impossible to climb?
How wide is this Ocean
which seem insane to cross over?

Brace...

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The inhumanities of others 
brings tears  to our eyes
Watching the scenes on the screen 
When the newscaster is wanting to cry

Children crying in torment
In pain reaching out...

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"...Tell me it's true, 
we're everything we remember,
tell me memories never fail us, tell me
we take them with us, that I'll take you
with me, and...

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After the wind stops blowing

We will pull down the shades

The thunder rumbles past our yellow, one story apartment.

Standing close to the foamy shores

I can hear...

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Fire, fire around us…

Fire burning from the top of the mountain,
 down to the sea surrounded by fire…

Grass, brush, and trees are just glowing ambers…

Fire...

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Freudian Slip --- Insight of Lip --- Dane Ann
Gravestone ---Heart- Mark ---Dane Ann
Gall  --- Vexing Vixen  ---  Dane Ann
Happiness --- Bounteous Bliss...

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Today is a day I shall always remember
That dreadful, awful eleventh of September,
Driving home listening to the newscaster
Wondering what might be the hereafter,
Thinking about the...

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GOODBYE MORNING PERSON

Sit up
Stretch
Yawn
Head quite empty
Woozy
No remembered dreams
Before anything else    COFFEE!
It’s the cats and me
Squeaky teeth
Sponge bath    or shower
Shave
Nothing...

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I’m dancing with an angel
I’m dancing with the devil
The very first day your lips and mine met
We savored the moment, for what came next
Caused a...

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A golden brown wooden fence
Made by the hands of my dad
Trimmed dark green bushes 
Leaned amongst the borders
Encompassing the many colors
Bright reds, Dark purples
And mellow...

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Newscaster, Newscaster,
What should I do?

Listening to you
Brings on the flu!

Newscaster, Newscaster,
Read me the news,

All it can do,
Is give me the blues!...

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At around a quarter passed 6AM from the 2nd floor window,
I inhaled a most lovely view. So, I had to exhale and share with you.
My...

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