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Best Newscaster Poems


Female Newscaster
Female Newscaster
Written by: Catherine Reinke


Pretty faces
Boob jobs too
silicone lips
and higher shoes.
***** stars,
contrived
cue cards.
Network news 
has gone to fair!

Lying teeth.
Blinding white.
What today 
is our plight?

Cleavage low.
Ratings soar.
Cannot let
 audience boar.

Murder and terror .
On she reads,
security level
red, orange, yellow.

Day by day
freedoms stolen.
Freedoms lost.
Freedom now
long forgot.

Centerfold women

On CNN,...

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Categories: newscaster, funny, political, satire, social,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Newscaster To Belinda

 
Well, Howdy, Miss Belinda.
I am Rob, Pangie’s hearthrob.
Her TV is tuned to Waco,Texas!

To watch Trump in satisfaction.
That mensch, is who he is!
That’s her next POTUS in action.

Though the Left wants him in traction.
She admires his integrity.
Won’t bend to Woke Satisfaction!

15,000 of all colors in...

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Categories: newscaster, america, humor, political,
Form: Rhyme
Brian's Folly
truth's hiatus
meets a Messiah
broken promise

June 2, 2020...

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Categories: newscaster, 11th grade, remember, truth,
Form: Haiku

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