Best Mooch Poems

Shooting stars or meteor shower?
Smiling eyes or evil glower?
Friendly smile or sinister plan?
Deranged killer or family man?

Blue waves lapping or cold grey sea?
Sunshine sky or burning skin?
Moonlit night or shadowed wolf?
Dark unseen cry or barn owl mooch?

Green, green grass or battlefield?
Peaceful sight or blind mind...

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I know a hag who begs for loot
She is wheelchair bound like me too
Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot.
I ask her to stop, do I seem rude?

The staff tell her to stop this crap
One dude in a wheelchair got mad
I told him to...

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