Best Moe Poems

Helter-skelter, upper-downer, 
Bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.

Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.

Larry scoops Moe; Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry; Larry yanks Moe....

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By Elton Camp

Of Ebola, sensible persons are scared
There was time in the US to be prepared

For decades the virus has been known
How to control has clearly been shown

Working in a crude Liberian tent
Doctors are found reasonably content

When, to safety, strict attention is paid
Ebola virus disease...

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Everyone Called Him Old Man Moe,

Living Free Like A Hobo.

He Once Hopped A Train

In The Driving Rain

But, Slipped And Lost His Big Toe....

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A Prophet Named Moe

By Elton Camp

Lately, he’s been feeling low
The prophet who’s named Moe

To his shrink he made a call
Where old Moe did bare it all

“My followers are way too stern.
Widespread contempt they earn.”

“If folks draw a picture of me,
Nothing is wrong that I can...

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
By Valerie Odom
March 5, 2017

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go,

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
My mother told me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
By day I have to put on...

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Cool Moe B

Back in the day we used to pray
 Others say it ought not be that way
 Snake pit, lion's den you need someone to be your friend
 Your a soldier in the army of God

 Cool Moe B in the place to be
...

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They say I can't write about God
Nor how faithless the saints have trod
A Saint I ain't
I lack white paint
But you should see my fishing rod*

*Its telescopic!...

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I have a black Lab-a dog named Moe..
He's mixed with something..what? I don't know.
When he's hungry, he'll stare, maybe even glare-
until I reply"I'll be there"!

I have a black Lab-named Moe..
Who follows me wherever I go.
When he's sleepy, he'll tap, jump upon my lap-
until I reply"Take...

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The Intentions were false bearings.
Accusations were meant to harm my position--
   No Care!  For I am destined for greatness! No longer am I stuck in a state opposition--
The tensity which connected.     Best Bet!  Stay away from stress!
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MAN IT FEELS GOOD
TO SHOW MY LOVE AND AFFECTION
BUT DAMN LOVE IS TESTING

LOVE COMES IN MANY WAYS
U HURT IN MANY WAYS 
MAN CUZ ONCE YOUR HEART IS BROKEN
YOU R LEFT CRYING FOR DAYS

IM INSANE
IM FEEL DA PAIN
THERES A SAYIN NO PAIN NO GAIN 
THEY AINT...

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(Dedicated to Moe Howard who died May 4, 1975.)

He had black hair, he was short and his name was Moe.
He loved to slap and poke Larry, Curly and Joe.
I've seen most of the shows he was in.
Moe and the other stooges were very funny men.
1975...

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That squirrel is getting to me my cousin lamented.
But the squirrel got killed by a car, and grief fermented.
She had left a nest of babies, all together there were four
Larry fed them with eyedroppers, not afraid of rabies or more

He named them Larry Curly Moe...

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I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:  You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads, 
           Curly, you’re known as Porky pine, right?...

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This is the story of Slim & Chance,
Always peacock-ing and runnin’ game
Dubbed the neighborhood know-it-alls
No two stories were ever the same.
Flashing names like badges
Like detectives on a case.
Til the tangled web of lies
They wove gave chase.
Tryna get by on the get by
Mouths runnin’ like Niagara...

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there once was a fella named Joe
whose hairstyle's a wonky Afro
to the barber Joe went
Who repaired his head dent
Joe returned bald headed like Moe!...

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