A Prophet Named Moe

A Prophet Named Moe By Elton Camp Lately, he’s been feeling low The prophet who’s named Moe To his shrink he made a call Where old Moe did bare it all “My followers are way too stern. Widespread contempt they earn.” “If folks draw a picture of me, Nothing is wrong that I can see.” “Those grouches it won’t choke To appreciate a humorous joke.” “Rather, it’s blasphemy they yell Then assign infidels down to hell.” “Also, murder they try to justify. It makes me sad and want to cry.” “I think that Charlie magazine Is the funniest one I’ve seen.”