Best Mistaken Poems

'My' biggest mistake was being born a girl 
I was never going to meet your expectations for you wanted a
Son and you got me ...mum said to you ‘I was the next best thing’ 
That’s maybe why you treated me and my sister
Anne so differently...

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I never thought my tears would fall for you. 
Never thought i would see meaness in your eyes. 
I thought you were a friend. 
A steady place, safe harbor from my troubled winds.
I never thought our trust and bound would be so broken. 
Never thought...

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You may know who I am, but not 
what I can do. 
So let me extend some knowledge to 
you.
 
I see you're new to the game.
It's a game I know very well. 
You won't even remember. 
The day that you fell. 

I'll let you...

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Some say I look like Hemingway
Some say he looks like me.
But six-toed cats cannot be fooled
That’s why, from me, they flee.

Written by John Posey
03-16-13...

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Down around ankles were his trousers
as he caressed her he said wowzers
finding there no lady
it was all so shady
as he always seemed to pick posers

written 05/22/2014

contest Bawdy, Bawdy Bawdy Miss Clawdy...

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When we went to a steak house named Zake’s
We discovered a shocking mistake
That my wife’s meal had hair
So I asked why it’s there
They said, because she ordered shaved steak...

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There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore....

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A bad crime has landed me in jail,
I also told the judge "Go to hell,"
for while serving the time
I did not do the crime...
Honest! It was my twin brother Sal....

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Ok, I normally keep my cool.
I rarely get THAT mad.
I wanted to knock her teeth out! 
Oh yes, it was that bad! 

I was innocently shopping.
Going about my day.
I was finished with the browsing 
so I headed up to pay.

This nasty, mid-aged woman
looked me in...

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The royal cat nips                                         ...

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Mark and Micheal,
were identical twins,
who would confuse,
every one in the world,
who do not know them.

One time came,
Mark bought a boat
that knocked the same day,
Micheal's mum died.

A few days later,
a funny old lady,
short and small,
mistaking him for his brother.

She said i'm sorry to hear
about your loss,
you...

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We went to a grand masquerade,
  My love and I, this night;
I wore a sweet pink gown and mask,
  Oh, we were quite a sight.

I was twirled and swirled and then dipped,
  In my ear he whispered;
At the stroke of midnight we...

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They have been struggling for years 
with the tag of:
    racism,prostitution,gayism,witchcraft,womanizing,
    beastiality,canibalism and satanism.
Truthful men won't be shaken by mistaken identity....

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He was nothing like expected,
sure he matched the description
of the contents of her dream but 
he was different somehow

Mislead and disappointed she 
wondered why it felt so important
at the time, where minutes don't
matter in the length of a day
that never ends in remembrance.

He could not...

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I Cooked the Book that Would Not Tap
 
A Doomsday, a nightmare gone wrong,
My hand shot with pain and didn’t stop,
Bandages hid the wound I wove for kong,
The silence echoed round the wheel fop.

I screamed with tears which said the news,
When sirenes had been screened...

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