Best Marital Poems

For those of us who are married
We know how it often goes
Good days, bad ones and some
Common, annoying marital woes

I left a smidgen of toilet paper
Enough on the roll you can see
But then later when it’s my turn
Again, you left nothing for me

The toothpaste is...

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Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even 
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping 
cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls
some resembling Indigo Girls,
one foo fighting beastie boy
unable to adjust snoozing 
on the left bedside.

Don't ask me why,
cuz we...

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I love you...
Whatever...
However...
Whenever...
Whichever...
Whereever...
Forever......

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Though many have lost the battle, can I go forward in a worthy pursuit?
For those whose pursuit of chastity in marriage grinds to an unhappy halt,
could it not be due in part to being pulled toward illusions of grandeur?
Can I have my cake and eat...

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Through thick and thin those rules of a vow bent
It pricks within a bond never heaven sent
Numerous signs shown to eyes so love blind
A devious design should have been left behind

Boundaries we both set grossly overstepped
Promises meant to be kept now mostly regrets
Prayed for a...

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The Sundress, As A Marital Aid
By Rick Rucker

Before we begin, I am a “little” weird,
In case you have not “heared,”

When my Lover wears her mini sundress,
Her bare skin, I cannot wait to caress,

Her womanly delights, just out of view,
My lust for her, she does renew!

The...

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All things considered,
I saw it coming,
temperature'd risen
I felt such famine.

I watched you passing,
eyes filled with chores,
and hated fasting,
craved for your shores.

My being, swollen, 
dreamed of embraces,
your love, delivered,
in secret places.

Humour my cravings
my love deliver,
out of your savings
in lust and fever....

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I
When a spat leaves you blue-faced and chokin'
This advice may keep love's bond unbroken:
Don't go angry to bed,
Listen to what's being said
And not merely to what's being spoken.

II
A man marries then struggles the rest of his life
Trying to keep his home free from all worry...

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The best marriage is a union
Between two people, minds, and souls
They are not halves
They are simply two wholes
Two people joined together as one
Facing life together in Christ
Knowing each battle is already won

Marriage means compromise
It does not mean control
No by one of the spouses
Only God can...

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Marital





MARITAL life is just like a game of MARTIAL arts.




Written Dec 12th, 2015
For Silent One's - Anagram one liner six contest

Awarded 3rd place win...

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A fight with the wife.
Right or wrong, it matters not;
Chalk up one more loss.


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Once upon a time, a Bedeviled Bachelor,
fell in love with a Sinister Spinster.
It seemed to be a match made in Heaven,
until the day all Hell broke loose.

It started when the Bachelor's Brother,
laid eyes on the Sinister Spinster's Sister.
It occured at Bachelor and Spinster's wedding.
Brother was...

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In a word the monster couple was frustrated
still having problems when they communicated
Frankenstein and his new wife not being very verbal
using a lot of mumbling and throat gurgles,

So the newlywed couple went to school to learn the English language
even taking drivers ed to drive a...

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If a bride to be has a ‘hen night’ then why doesn’t the groom have a 'cock night'?

04~19~17...

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Men from the martial planet Mars, versus
We, women from the virtuous Venus, 
Long in covert wordless wars to discuss 
Way out, change there’s in focus nor status. 

For feigning love aimed just at carnal sex, 
Man for long’s sharpened his pyrrhic war axe, 
Whilst to...

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