Marital Woes

For those of us who are married We know how it often goes Good days, bad ones and some Common, annoying marital woes I left a smidgen of toilet paper Enough on the roll you can see But then later when it’s my turn Again, you left nothing for me The toothpaste is out and rolled into a ball I say throw it, it’s not worth squeezing it all I yell to you but you don’t hear my shout We sure find petty things to argue about The dirty laundry is now piled high You think it’s my job, not sure why? I do remember when you shrunk my vest And I told you then to just leave the rest I tell you the rugs need to be vacuumed soon You say forget it, it’s lunchtime, almost noon After lunch, you bring your dirty dishes to the sink And load them in the dishwasher that’s on the brink We then sit together as we talk and laugh until we cry And realize our time together is precious as it flies by We then agree to disagree, we both can be wrong Because we would be heartbroken if one of us was gone