Best Mar Poems

(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers)
 
When all the land did take a stand
When bugs we all were fighting
He led the nation from behind
(He found it more exciting)
But when it came to placing blame
His place...

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Braid thoughts of thee and smile Caelan
What waits beyond the burning Sun...

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"Holy Humor"    Posted 1 Mar 2021

if you need an ark to save two of each animal      i Noah guy

creating Eve was the first known example      of splitting the Adam

fastest sinner in the...

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The wife took a job that pays pretty fair
Combing out daylight from Trump's orange hair
Displaying his lust
Trump stares at her bust
Confirming an Ace can not beat a pair!...

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I heard the dreadful Dryad's scream
As axe bit into woody flesh
The sap oozed out as scented cream
My veins stood out in rictal mesh

My wits all scrambled left me quick
My hands and face were full a-sweat
My thumping heart did quite a trick
My breeches foul-smelled were a-wet

Into...

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ON THE TOUR BUS IN SAN  MAR-ANDORRA-STEIN


“We are older than  your George Washington;
We have  the tallest fields of cotton
West of the Volga; and our castles are small
But all  guaranteed to enthrall.......”

It appears this swing-a-cat country  
With its pipsqueak army ...

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Important to note this the ACT of dawning in Spanish (know of no English equivalent)


Cape Hatteras


Joe the Moustache
   wiping the suds
& plays a black trombone while she
      (Joe has taken a player piano
and nickelodean
from his lapels)
  ...

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To Crush Mar a Lago Estate, and lower the Economic debt ceiling...

Now that DACA docked amidst 
marshy tidal outskirts of Poker flats 
(readied to be sunk) off shore 
(beach combing divers – ectoplasmic flotsam 
glorying hated issue jubilant keynote minions: 
piloting, substantiating, 
validating rumors Trump...

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CAPTAIN MAR-VELL

Alien Kree race
Soldier warrior
A spy
Yet humble
Defers a rumble
Done his native Kree warrior
Military uniform
To sometime protect earthlings
Found of treason for protecting humans
Humanity
Kree's government found him guilty
Later paired molecules with Rick Jones
Temporary logged in the negative zone
Captain Mar-vell
absorbs solar energy
Protector of the Universe
Captain Mar-vell
Whom earthen identity...

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A chocolate split with banana
Amuses the girls in Havana
A little ice cream
Does soothe self-esteem
When missionaries shout, "Hose Anna!"...

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Bless the Lord, O my soul;
And forget not all his benefits. Psalm 103:2

One day our family joined hands and bowed heads as usua
, intending to bless the Lord and His gifts of food
 As we did, our youngest daughter-not quite two years old-asked to lead
For...

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Die Wellen des Meeres
Wie Zukunftsrauschen der Seele
Im stillen Sonnenuntergang


The waves of  the sea 
Like future murmur of soul
In a silent sunset


Las olas del mar 
Como sonido del alma en  futuro 
En tranquila puesta del sol...

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I'm not sure how it all began, 
When this soothsayer became heroic to some.
As he molded a story of greatness,
Against what our nation has now become.

Those that listened were mesmerized by his fable,
As he wove a tale of conspiracy and doubt.
Then his minions spread the...

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Cinco de Mayo
At Mar-a-Lago
Is serving up Mexican lies

Trump welcomes us all
To pay for his Wall
In a scam each Republican buys

You know Wells Fargo
And Mar-a-Lago
Are models of integrity

Well,  that big Caravan
Is Cartel to a man
There is no true refugee! 

So forget the backlash
Just send Trump...

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I am a moving train
On a journey of no destination 

Desperate as desperate can be
If you have embarked on this train in error 

Resign yourself to fate
For there is no going back

If you are a willing Partaker
In this adventure of desperation 

You are welcome to...

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