Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick Lol

There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he made himself one out of some wood .  
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He went to bed one night full of desire
Sue his wife put on her sexy attire 
Things got steamy and hot 
He gave it all he got  
But with passion and friction it caught fire . 




Written 5th March 2019.

For make me actually LOL 2 poetry contest 

Sponsored by Nina Parmenter.

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Valsa George May 2, 2023 at 5:37 AM Ha -----ha ! This makes me chuckle on end. How his attempt mifired and caught fire.... ! Too hilarious, dear Tom. Tom Cunningham May 2, 2023 at 6:08 AM Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Sara Kendrick December 13, 2021 at 6:25 AM Creative work. I think you must have put a lot of thought into this one. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara Tom Cunningham December 13, 2021 at 6:49 AM Thank you very much Sara, im happy that you enjoyed the humour Enjoy your week ahead. Tom

Daniel Schack November 13, 2020 at 3:02 PM Lovely living lines. See my sleazy sally and more.please comment. Tom Cunningham November 13, 2020 at 3:08 PM Thank you Daniel, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Gershon Wolf November 13, 2020 at 1:21 PM Don't remember seeing this one, Tom, which means that I missed one of your all-time best! What a rip-roarer! Superb! :) gw Tom Cunningham November 13, 2020 at 1:28 PM Thank you very much Gershon, after I wrote that I added more stanzas and renamed it Jim The Lumberjack. You'll enjoy it. Hope you're well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich November 1, 2020 at 9:53 AM oh I am searching and searching for a poem of yours I have not read. Checked your best poems and fell on this one which is fourth most popular at Soup. Then noticed I had responded to this one too. I think you have SO many great limericks, this top winner is like a model for all the others! Tom Cunningham November 1, 2020 at 10:09 AM Thank you Andrea, I extended the story and added more stanzas and called it Jim the lumberjack. Tom

Panagiota Romios April 2, 2019 at 8:17 PM I love it Tom. A woodpecker! Lolololol. Panagiota Tom Cunningham April 3, 2019 at 2:15 AM Thanks Panagiota, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Darlene De Beaulieu March 29, 2019 at 9:53 AM Hello Tom, you have a great imagination. That must have hurt big time! have a nice day my friend. Tom Cunningham March 29, 2019 at 10:57 AM Thank you Darlene, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Ralph Sergi March 29, 2019 at 9:15 AM Why wood you take that chance ha ha. Tom Cunningham March 29, 2019 at 10:56 AM Thank you Ralph, last I heard he was going to the steel works lol. Tom

Debbie Duncan March 28, 2019 at 6:13 PM I like limericks :) Tom Cunningham March 29, 2019 at 4:20 AM Thank you Debbie, never wrote any until I joined soup. Tom

Lindsay Laurie March 12, 2019 at 1:37 AM G'day Tom … I was questioned about what I was laughing at - bloody ripper Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham March 12, 2019 at 4:00 AM Thanks Lindsay, things hotted up for sure but not what they had expected Tom

Arturo Michael March 11, 2019 at 2:45 PM That was Mr. Bentwood Dick...an enjoyable read... Tom Cunningham March 11, 2019 at 2:50 PM Haha , glad you enjoyed it Arturo. Tom.

Silent One March 10, 2019 at 11:49 AM Two great lims... congrats on potd.. Tom Cunningham March 10, 2019 at 12:46 PM Thanks very much S.O.,glad you liked it. Tom

Charles Messina March 10, 2019 at 6:52 AM Well, you have done what you were supposed to do with this clever Limerick. You have made me LOL. Great one, Tom. Love this...Charlie Tom Cunningham March 10, 2019 at 12:47 PM Thanks Charlie, happy you enjoyed it. Tom.

Lisa Brown March 10, 2019 at 3:33 AM Brilliant!! Well done Tom :-) Tom Cunningham March 10, 2019 at 3:43 AM Thank you Lisa, glad you enjoyed the bawdy humour. Tom.

Pashang Salehi March 8, 2019 at 7:46 PM Cute... very cute. Tom Cunningham March 9, 2019 at 6:59 AM Thanks Pashang, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Timothy Mcguire March 8, 2019 at 6:13 PM funny and a great win! Tom Cunningham March 9, 2019 at 6:58 AM Thank you Timothy. Tom

M. L. Kiser March 8, 2019 at 10:30 AM Ooh, what a predicament! Good and bawdy Limerick. Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 10:50 AM Thanks M.L., I had to tone it down a bit lol. Tom

Brandy Nicole March 7, 2019 at 10:46 PM This made me blush and giggle at the same time. :) Cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Tom, on this win- and Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 1:41 AM Thank you very much Brandy, Glad I gave you a chuckle. Regards. Tom.

Connie Marcum Wong March 7, 2019 at 7:22 PM These are so funny Tom! I love them and see why they were honored with POTD! Congratulations Tom! Teriffic limericks! xxoo : ) Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 1:40 AM Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.

Andrea Dietrich March 7, 2019 at 6:59 PM hey congrats on the POTD. Wow, and did it win with NIna? Sure hope so. It was GREAT Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 1:40 AM Thank you Andrea, it placed 6th, I made Nina laugh. Tom

Robert Lindley March 7, 2019 at 4:51 PM And kudos for writing it on my birthday March 5th.... a fav..... Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 1:39 AM A happy belated birthday Robert, I hope you enjoyed the day. Tom.

Robert Lindley March 7, 2019 at 4:50 PM Love it my friend, had to laugh and see the imagery. Congratulations of this fine limerick being awarded POTD.. Tom Cunningham March 8, 2019 at 1:38 AM Thank you very much Robert, glad I gave you a laugh with this bawdy limerick. Tom.

Anne-Lise Andresen March 7, 2019 at 12:48 PM - Congratulations with p.o.t.d., Tom ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Tom Cunningham March 7, 2019 at 12:49 PM Thank you Sunshine, Nina gave me the good news this morning. Tom.

Eve Roper March 7, 2019 at 12:43 PM Back with big congratulations on POTD.. Hugs Eve ~`* Tom Cunningham March 7, 2019 at 12:48 PM Thank you very much Eve. Tom

Jan Allison March 7, 2019 at 11:25 AM Many congrats on POTD Tom:-) hugs Jan xx Tom Cunningham March 7, 2019 at 12:13 PM Thanks Jan, was a nice surprise this morning. Tom.

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