Best Kitty Litter Poems

KITTY LITTER

Kittens tumble to and fro,
From room to room, just watch them go.
Attack the curtains at first light,
The sheers put up a mighty fight.

Ninja kitties,...

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I can't help myself, it's what I do
I'm just so addicted to the trade
I was too dang scared to steal the dog
'Cause of all the...

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A gentle breeze fluttered the curtain I hid behind, as I strained to hear above the 
pounding of the heart that was trying to break...

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These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a...

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Sitting in bed.

It’s time for sleep, shower first.
Three baskets of clean clothes, bedside.
Cats' nocturnal sport rumbling across the wood floor, mother pouncing daughter, chasing rubber...

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Upon watching this series 
How could I not write?
This little boy’s future 
Could have been so bright 
If not exposed on Netflix
We would be none...

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A FAT CAT


I have a cat
the cat is fat
I know, I know
I can’t say that

but she is plump
from head to rump
a slowly breathing
furry lump

I touched...

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Ode to Peanut
(by my father David Swanson)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Peanut!
Oh her eyes are filled with wisdom and her...

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By all means, forget how to be bitter,
For bitterness will eat your innards out
Make you as unpalatable as kitty litter,
And turn you into a disagreeable...

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An unmade bed smothered in pillows 
The corners of the quilt brushed onto the
Floor sprinkled in kitty litter and cat hair

Shoes cluttered around throughout the...

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The word “love” is so easily thrown around
It starts to get a distorted meaning
To say you "just love that new kitty litter”
Then say you “love...

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Oh, watch the people of the pen work! The writer has picked it up, inspired and ready to 
write the next great novel! 

The little...

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Just watch your sneezing with a dual exhaust,
kitty litter holds the wet remorse,
Hay fever can be a pain in the rear,
Remember the kitty litter dear,
And...

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While watching my babysitter
Playing with glitter,
I fell into the kitty litter! --
I am such a clumsy critter.

My brother will twitter
Our babysitter is covered in glitter
She...

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FELICA MEOWS     The Crazy Cat Lady

There once was a crazy lady named Felicia Meows; 
A crazy middle aged lady with no...

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