Kitty Litter Poems - Poems about Kitty Litter

... Today, class, we study the cat He or she is an acrobat Walks a tightrope 'tween low maintenance and aristocratic independence Some deem it common sense others, pure effulge......Read the rest...

...Come in Take off your shoes Wash your hands Change the kitty litter and the water in the fish bowl Feed the fish, will you and the cats too ......Read the rest...

...By all means, forget how to be bitter, For bitterness will eat your innards out Make you as unpalatable as kitty litter, And turn you into a disagreeable pout-- Destroy it … if you e......Read the rest...

...While watching my babysitter Playing with glitter, I fell into the kitty litter! -- I am such a clumsy critter. My brother will twitter Our babysitter is covered in glitter She is......Read the rest...

...Upon watching this series How could I not write? This little boy’s future Could have been so bright If not exposed on Netflix We would be none the wiser Knowing this boy was a fighter A bea......Read the rest...

...Hide and seek losses had me heckled No matter how hard I plotted So though, I've never been freckled I must say, I have been spotted! I never threw from my car, a cat I've never been that bitt......Read the rest...

...FELICA MEOWS The Crazy Cat Lady There once was a crazy lady named Felicia Meows; A crazy middle aged lady with no eye-brows; She plucked them off, and fed them to her cats; Man!, something......Read the rest...

...Ode to Peanut (by my father David Swanson) Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Peanut! Oh her eyes are filled with wisdom and her breed is pure mutt. Her dinner is the contents of th......Read the rest...

...An unmade bed smothered in pillows The corners of the quilt brushed onto the Floor sprinkled in kitty litter and cat hair Shoes cluttered around throughout the entire Length of the studio bro......Read the rest...

...A FAT CAT I have a cat the cat is fat I know, I know I can’t say that but she is plump from head to rump a slowly breathing furry lump I touched the cat she hissed and spat I guess......Read the rest...

...Sitting in bed. It’s time for sleep, shower first. Three baskets of clean clothes, bedside. Cats' nocturnal sport rumbling across the wood floor, mother pouncing daughter, chasing rubber balls. ......Read the rest...

...A gentle breeze fluttered the curtain I hid behind, as I strained to hear above the pounding of the heart that was trying to break out of my chest, and above the roaring behind the eardrums that ......Read the rest...

...These walls conceal an ugly war Kitty litter raids my floor This tidy home I'm sworn to keep A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep Three cats are such a chore......Read the rest...

...Just watch your sneezing with a dual exhaust, kitty litter holds the wet remorse, Hay fever can be a pain in the rear, Remember the kitty litter dear, And stay in the tray of course.......Read the rest...

...The word “love” is so easily thrown around It starts to get a distorted meaning To say you "just love that new kitty litter” Then say you “love me” – it starts to come off as a little demeaning ......Read the rest...