Felica Meows the Crazy Cat Lady Rhyme
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FELICA MEOWS The Crazy Cat Lady
There once was a crazy lady named Felicia Meows;
A crazy middle aged lady with no eye-brows;
She plucked them off, and fed them to her cats;
Man!, somethings wrong with that;
Her felines also ate burnt spaghetti and spinach and live mice;
I know, I know, you think that ain't RIGHT;
And purr-fered sour milk;
Now I don't think that's to cruel;
She too would meow make balls of silk!;
Yeah! and them cats be licking her drool;
Pour her a glass of kitty-litter:
Man, she sure must love them chitters;
She kept them all locked up in the kitchen under all the pillows;
The crazy cat lady FELICA MEOWS
1/10/18
FOR CONTEST: CRAZY CAT LADY Rhyme
SPONCERED BY; LINE GAUTHIER
Copyright © James Edward Lee Sr. | Year Posted 2018
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