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A FAT CAT

A FAT CAT I have a cat the cat is fat I know, I know I can’t say that but she is plump from head to rump a slowly breathing furry lump I touched the cat she hissed and spat I guess because I called her fat A shiny lazer didn’t faze her I doubt she’d move if I tazed her Perhaps I’m just a little bitter cuz I just changed her “kitty” litter John G. Lawless 8/17/2015

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Date: 8/18/2015 4:01:00 PM
I loved this one. I think silly stuff like this can be so FUN to read. Much better than a long boring serious poem! GREAT job. Was it for the Seuss contest by chance?
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John lawless
Date: 8/18/2015 8:29:00 PM
No again Andrea...I think this is more of a Shel Silverstein model.
Date: 8/17/2015 8:37:00 AM
dear John, a cute plumpy cat poem:-)....love, Anu:-)
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John lawless
Date: 8/18/2015 8:30:00 PM
Well, Anulaxmi, every now and then ya gotta let the little kid out....thanks for stopping by to comment.
Date: 8/17/2015 8:24:00 AM
...lol... Tazed her .... Bev
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Date: 8/18/2015 8:31:00 PM
Yeah, Bev, I doubt the Dr. would approve....thanks for stopping by.