Best Jammies Poems

Heard the term “outside the box”?

What box are they referring to?

Sitting in my jammies at my computer

Don't see no box, do you?

A term you hear...

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Fresh shower and a shave
First one I've had in days
Clean pressed jammies, and new sheets
Off to meet the girl of my dreams

I pull down tight...

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"properly dressed"

if ever you wonder if there is a dress code
thinking of this will lead fast to overload
conserve energy for more important things

take yourself your...

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& when you finally die,
they will not let you rest---
for to finally get to enter every orifice
of your once secret world
is something that vultures dream...

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Sitting here in my jammies writing away
Now what brilliant things do I have to say
How bout a rhyme
Bout the Roman Empire decline
Or the fall of...

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The Babysitter

Little Patti Mouse
Use to come into my house
And Mom and Dad would leave
And Patti would be mean.

She was the babysitter.
We couldn't do a thing.
We...

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Suburban Spring	
(4.15.10)


	Springtime fills the air, 
			like laughing gas.
		(Or maybe more like whiskey.)
The suburbs are drunk on the nectar of it's dawn.
	Middle-class houses 
			are starting to...

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The weather outside is frightful
My heated home is so delightful
Hangin' in my jammies don't ya know-
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

Warmed the...

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A strange thing just happened, I woke up dead
Was winging my way to the promised land just ahead
Angels were singing
To my jammies, I was clinging
Then...

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Babies


Babies trouble me.
I am always wary about what
it is that they know –
that they aren’t telling us.
Can their toes really taste that good?

Babies are a...

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Adam Actually Aced An Awesome Adventure
Bradley Boldly Baked Bad Beef
Christopher Canned Cut Cold Cuts
David Dunked Darla Dimple
Evan Ecstatically Escaped Every Eagle
Franklin Flipped Fat Franks
Gary Gerrickson...

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A strange thing just happened, I woke up dead
Was on my way to the promised land ahead
Angels were singing
To my jammies, was clinging
Then the alarm...

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I once knew a girl named Sammy
I caught her one night in her Jammies
But it turned out that She was really a He
Never thought I...

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She's sitting there, looking at me,
while I pretend that I don't see
that look of longing in her eyes,
that look that comes as no surprise.

It's a...

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I bumped my head
I spin in semi-conscious state
hours advance imperceptibly,
and weightily, like glaciers.
The ceeling-fan continued
with its endless litany
thunk,  thunk,  thunk...
A rationalization struck a...

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