Best James Bond Poems
A breathtaking panoramic view fascinated my sight into the offing,
As the sea gloriously shows its precious treasure magnificently floating;
Making me wish to be an albatross to hover and hop around;
On those beautiful islands highlighted by a single beauty named, James Bond.
This place is known originally and locally as Nail Island,
It’s one of the best tourists’ spots found in Phang Nga Bay at Phuket, Thailand
A prominent tall stone coated with green nailed unto the sea amidst the others,
Which you and I will surely be amazed by its spectacular beauty and wonder.
Sightseeing trip is priceless while on your way to its exact location,
You can pass by at the Monkey Caves with golden Buddha - another real attraction,
Taking a convenient long-tailed boat as you finally tour along the bay,
Stop by at floating Bin Laden Village to complete your day.
Aug. 2, 2013 12.30am
Note:
I've visited this place once & it's really beautiful. To view the pictures, you can google it or watch the movie of James Bond;))) TY
Third Place
Contest: Latest Poem
Judged: 8/14/2013
sponsor: My greatest poet, PD
Double oh Sevens
The gamble of dangerous men
Poets who carry guns
To shoot out the hearts
Of unsuspecting ladies
A single word, a bullet
That can wound or kill the love
Of any careless romance
Yet they fall at the feet
Of mystery and sweet words
And later in the evening
Tears flow from ladies of sadness
Left alone among the sheets of love
The Spy, he could save the world
Yet save not one single love
He grew old and alone
His last thought among the living
I die a lover, and never felt love
Code 007, James Bond
A debonair spy who quickly responds;
When he meets a pretty decoy
The agent flops and becomes her toy!
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Andrea Dietrich's A Clerihew - and Make it New!
5/22/2014
Dame Judy Dench
Loves to fish for Tench
When she fixes her motor
She uses a wrench
If she’s feeling tired she sits down on a bench,
DJD is polylingual;
Her favourite language is French,
When she has a pooh in the morning
It causes a stench
DJD is a strong woman,
When Germans talk about her they call her ‘mensch’,
If she gets excited
Her buttocks they clench
When DJD gets dehydrated
Her thirst she will quench,
She is a fine looking woman,
But never call her a wench,
DJD did military service
She learnt to dig a slit trench,
She's into prehistory
And loves to visit Stonehenge,
DJD don't take no -
If she is dissed she'll get her revenge
She is super organised
When she does her filing she uses a big hole punch
If she gets hungry mid morning
She pauses for brunch,
If Helen Mirren calls round they go out for lunch,
DJD is very intuitive
and likes to follow a hunch,
Her off shore investments
Protected her from the credit crunch,
She's a feisty lady -
A reporter asked if 'she had a carer'
Well he got a bunch
Of fives from this diva
But to her friends she is staunch,
Even Harvey Weinstein - DJD protected his paunch,
Said she had a tat of his name on her bum
Cos her career he relaunched
With Victoria and Albert -
She never gives an inch
If Bond is stuck in a ditch
She pulls him out with a winch,
She takes on all the bad guys,
You never see her flinch,
When delivering a soliloquy
She makes it look like a cinch
She should be world president,
Donald J Trump would be the first one she would lynch!
The James Bond Effect
Walk only at your pace; or you fall.
Aha, yes.
Bite only what your mouth can contain; or you puke.
Eh...ehn, yes.
Carry only what your legs can endure; or you crash.
Wao, wao, yes,
Your heart can be tender if you don’t overload with dirt;
Or you become terrible.
Oh, yes.
Unwise you become.
Anyone that runs past the wind,
Sprinting with the unknown spirit .
It is either you past your calling,
Or the strength of the spirit overwhelmed.
As an agent I always get my mark
This job was done by day but they usually done when it is dark
I sail with my parachute to the ground
Gonna spend my million pound
I see what looks to me like, CROCS, what the …k!!!!
"To Die For" Limericks
There once was a timid young mummy
His attire incredibly crummy
He draped a dinner jacket
across his golden casket
Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy
I was back once more to my favorite place;
Where I drove Paul Walker in a car chase
Where I was guilty of a mansion robbery
Where I was engaged to Sir Sean Connery
Where I acted in Spectre with James Bond
Where I slid down Volcanoes on skiis newly spawned
Where I kidnapped the founder to control Crocs
And wrestled Alligators into a box
through my numerous adventures, I have achieved
I always accomplish the impossible
It is no wonder that I wake up tired
Confused with my recent actions hardly perceived
I dare say that I am indestructible
With my many successes, I'm inspired.
His love is like a James Bond love,
He is handsome and good-looking.
I look forward to seeing him everyday,
You can't touch James Bond's love.
He is seen with beautiful women,
Popular all day, performing herculian tasks.
How did he come into your life,
That is a mystery to me.
Does he love me too,
Maybe he hasn't said, we are just friends.
Daring and bold, like the hero in the movie,
I am very blessed to have him here everyday.
My favorite movie hero, during my retirement,
What good luck and blessing from God.
Author:Gwen von Erlach Schutz
Sir Sean Connery's James Bond had
unmistakable swagger, and how.
Mr. Connery was the original Bond; the best there ever was.
Sorry Roger...and Pierce! Hello there, Daniel...
I see you, George and Timothy! Thank you all...
for playing, but Mr. Connery was top dog; he had no rival!
Charm and charisma flowed through his veins...
when he first introduced himself in "Dr. No."
"Bond...James Bond," he uttered...
with quintessential coolness. A legend was born!
Women sure had a thing for him, even...
the "Bond girls" plotting with the villain to do him in.
Men dug his style and wanted to dress like him...
and imitate his panther-like gait. In case you've forgotten,
I'm still talking about Connery! Oh, he was swaggerific!
Is that a word?
SWAGGER Poetry Contest
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Date written and submitted: 08/31/2019
James Bond
quintessential gentleman
ultra cool, calm, collected, candid spy
he does things others can never hope to do
his living quarters are classy and glassy
all women want him