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National Treasures no 1 Dame Judy Dench inna ragga MC stylee innit

Dame Judy Dench Loves to fish for Tench When she fixes her motor She uses a wrench If she’s feeling tired she sits down on a bench, DJD is polylingual; Her favourite language is French, When she has a pooh in the morning It causes a stench DJD is a strong woman, When Germans talk about her they call her ‘mensch’, If she gets excited Her buttocks they clench When DJD gets dehydrated Her thirst she will quench, She is a fine looking woman, But never call her a wench, DJD did military service She learnt to dig a slit trench, She's into prehistory And loves to visit Stonehenge, DJD don't take no - If she is dissed she'll get her revenge She is super organised When she does her filing she uses a big hole punch If she gets hungry mid morning She pauses for brunch, If Helen Mirren calls round they go out for lunch, DJD is very intuitive and likes to follow a hunch, Her off shore investments Protected her from the credit crunch, She's a feisty lady - A reporter asked if 'she had a carer' Well he got a bunch Of fives from this diva But to her friends she is staunch, Even Harvey Weinstein - DJD protected his paunch, Said she had a tat of his name on her bum Cos her career he relaunched With Victoria and Albert - She never gives an inch If Bond is stuck in a ditch She pulls him out with a winch, She takes on all the bad guys, You never see her flinch, When delivering a soliloquy She makes it look like a cinch She should be world president, Donald J Trump would be the first one she would lynch!

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Date: 1/14/2020 12:06:00 PM
Haha - this promoted me to watch the “Lethal Bizzle teaches Dame Judi Dench to rap” video again on YouTube so thank you lol!
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