Best Irrational Poems

The number of folks sitting
on the back porch
waiting
for peace to strike,
like waiting for my garden to grow
without yet having planted it.

The number of people
noticing that chronic victims
suffer from critical victimization events,
minus the number who also notice
that chronic crimers
also suffer from critical
criminalization
events.

The number of people
horrified by...

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I'm sittin' here just thinkin'
what bird I'd like to see
High up on a flag pole
just standin' over me
I thought of every kind of bird
from eagle to a dove
but I really must admit
it's the Turkey that I love
Now you might just started thinkin'
a whole lot less...

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Note:  Okay, my friends, I am experimenting with erotic poetry; please
            be gentle with me, okay...?  I want to explain...the form that I
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Those Irrational numbers used in maths, 
They lead to understanding what's real,
Those numbers rationalise all that we make, 
Like building a perfectly round wheel,

With pi and e and the Golden ratio, 
And of course the square root of two, 
We can now create everything, 
Though...

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Sometimes I dream about irrational fears
When I wake up it find myself in tears
It's uncontrollable and not his fault
Old news, been discussed and I felt better
So when these moments come along
I try my best to lock it in my vault

Hard to trust when paternal instincts...

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[This poem is based on 2 forms: Lanterne & ABC]


fear
grinds with
heartless greed-
insatiable
jaws


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Light up the Page 4 Contest
Hosted by Joseph May
Placed 4th
© 10th April 2019...

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One day and one space bar later an irrational iguana put on a wetsuit and some roller skates and left the house. He met with his friends on the way who were waiting at the shop. They were bug eyed swamp who was a squalid...

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Nothing more than a nut
Your words are nonsense
You think irrationally
Its hard to make sense of anything you say.

Nothing more than a troll
You live at the computer
Feeding off of the lives of others
Gaining pleasure in messing with peoples minds.

It's all fun and games till the lying...

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Irrational thoughts invade my privacy
          Full of a negative type hypocrisy
                         ...

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My angel wears no halo
Resembling, more closely, a crown of thorns
Stabbing deeper every day
She cries out to me
But I’m too busy
Fighting off the ones
Pounding in the nails

Where do I begin
To make you understand?
It’s not the broken road behind you
It’s the fact that you’re still pressing...

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time is....
patterns seen

in a....
randomness of

upredictabilities as...
probabilities of

potentials that...
surround us

naturally as...
being existent

differences in....
everything including

all forms...
that perceive

survival or...
maybe not


len...

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Irrationally speaking

I speak irrationally, seeking,

Ease to appease my mind

Patience gradually decreasing.

Weeping.

Not understood

But I, understand

Motives need rationalization,

But rationale was never in Allah’s plan.

My world revolves around confusion

It is the means by which progress is made

The reasonable man lays stagnant

I’m unreasonable, so I’ll lead the way.

I’ve left...

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In a world of endless choices, so often do we roam, 
Guided not by sound reason, but the latest iPhones, 
Predictable irrationality, our minds do plainly sway, 
Making crucial life decisions, marred by truth decay.

A glimpse into the human mind’s intricate design, 
Where logic and...

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The shrill sounds in the night surely came from
My dream, or my sick psyche, I’m unsure.
Whichever, I awoke pantomiming
Sabbatical dreams after quarantine.

I desperately needed to escape
the unrelenting stress of concealing
The label I hide on the wine bottle.
I could leave the asylum anytime.

At breakfast they wore...

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What he’s capable of, I do admit, frightens me the most
My dread began in 2006, on TV his face did appear
The Burger King with the giant head is definitely morose

He lies in wait as you sleep, his head on your bedpost
Behind the blinds in your...

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