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Ins and Outs

This is what life’s all about:
We barrel in and totter out.

Along the way, we smile or pout
And try our best to conquer doubt.

We may be rebels or devout,
Remain unnoticed or have clout,

Yet we survive, in flood or drought,
Our whispers rising to a shout

As we fight in our final bout;
Then, like a candle, fizzle out.

Drive-Ins On the Fourth On Many Years Ago Well Memories

July fireworks bring together families and friends 
for a much needed vacation from worries and work.
Picnics at and on the lake just for memorie's fond taking.
I remember the days of old when watching a movie 
outside amongs't the stars and moon.
Playground equipment of a slide and swing
nestled right next to an entraptment framed 
sandbox.Oh to be youthful and exuberent again.
Lightening bugs flickering into the night.
Today's movies consist of many smaller theatres
jam-crammed tighter together than a can of
sardines. An alignment of multifleck'd multiplex
light beamed shows across the screens.
Remember when Fizzies were the rage-Just
dropp them in a glass of water and sniff the
boquet of different fruit flavored bubbles would
tickle the nose. Ah yes, different flavors of instant
soda pop in a colored aluminum or plastic glass.
Just like Alka-Seltzer-only better tasting.
Can you remember back wearing shorts and 
igniting sparklers and black pills of instant snakes
arising from the sidewalks or street. 
Yes those times were just real amazin', and real, real neat.

Premium Member The Slip-ins



"The Slip-ins" 

Why should I continue to write
these feathery songs, 
these blanched banjo tomes,
these wilting poésies
of a lost little life ever circling
like a memory stone thrown
across a lake of discontent 
into the bottom of a dark pond
where the sulphar trolls 
with their attached pilot fish
of no kingdom come spin
their spindly venomous and childish reasons 
along their tongues those sticky webs like a cast net 
toads reeling blue flies in 
smiling at all the joy stolen 
where they store the chord of me
silent and vibrationally buzzing
like a good mummy 
for later feeding, 
I am trapped 
in the blistering better knowledge
of those angry joyless monsters 
who like love-hungry creepers slip in
ripping me away, pulling me down 
far away from Blue Sky


Candide Diderot. ‘25 



“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”/Lewis Carroll 

“War is an absolute failure of imagination, scientific and political. That a war can be represented as helping a people to 'feel good' about themselves, or their country, is a measure of that failure."/Adrienne Rich 

“War is an invention of the human mind. The human mind can invent peace.”/Norman Cousins 

“There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.” /
Sun Tzu, The Art of War 

“Imagine”/ John Lennon (Lyrics).


Premium Member Ins-Pir-Ation

When folly leads; to wisdom…
By the way of endless dreams
'Pon a backdrop psycadellic where, 
There's nothing all it seems’

I have struggled with good reason
made forays to shore-less isles
Lived a lifetime in the instant  
Rode the shine of unforced smiles

Finding ever more to disconcert me
Through crowds of motley folk
Senses were overshadowed 
Seams burst at senseless jokes
So on without an Inkling,
To a place I can't discern
Where tomorrow or forever
All I know is..' more I'll learn..

© Joe Maverick 23-9-2013

Premium Member Fill-Ins - N Invitation For the Reader To Use Imagination

FILL-INS
An invitation for
the reader to use
imagination

Who?      What?
two fine ladies rest
neath a bamboo
umbrella
they talk of a
third?

Fishermen
small boat at anchor
two men mend her
tattered sail
weather      or old
age?

Pretty Song
on the dogwood
branches
scarlet tanager and
mate
what song do they
sing?

New York blizzard
snowy avenue
many people     
like black streaks
to      or from
their work?

Interesting
like Jackson Pollack
this mishmash of
dots and streaks
is there a message?

On the hike
a meadow      a
stream
with scattered pines
     wild flowers
let’s have a picnic

Baby Bear
so easy to love
he’s a shaggy, gray
kitty
always in the way 

  
      .

The Ins and Outs

Oh the demise in my condensing absolute abyss
There is no sunrise for the corridors are barely lit...
It is an explosion a debacle of hell,
That I truly dwell in the shadows with demons...
If only my guts could be spewed,
And thus slowly viewed by the many that wander...
A chaotic rage that has surly passed
The decaying stage of collapse...
Emotions that have little or no,
Motions to surface again...
I have the smile of the clown a jester
Who will stand upside down for laughter,
Only to show a frown of neglect...
Oh such sweet sorrows...
If not for the borrows--  I would be vanquished.

A parade of colourful beauty within
The colossal charade of lasting love...
The rivers vividly flow--
And the sun does show its rays of light
The flowers flourish and blossom,
With air so awesome-- aromas that linger
Angels that fly from east to west—
For they are not shy to show their best...
Such divine expressions—and
Devout confessions of the soul...
I am the court jester—
A laughing and loving protester for love.


March.31.2016
For Contest...Who ARE you?
By Catie Lindsey


Premium Member Friday Night Check-Ins

Friday Night Check-ins


The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.

Weekend receptionists tremble
As the Friday night check-ins approach,
Fearing the tsunami of wrinklies
On their three-day excursions-by-coach.

The first vehicle’s brakes squeal their warning
As its door opens up with a sigh.
The girl at the desk and her male teammate
Watch the porchway with dread in their eyes.

The first wrinkly disembarks backwards,
Reaching up to be handed her Zimmer.
The scowl on her face giving more than a hint
Of the litany of protests within her.

Slowly the vehicle disgorges
Its fifty malcontent arrivals.
The front desk staff offer a brief heartfelt prayer
For their sanity, composure, survival.

Like an unerring wave of displeasure
The wrinklies shuffle in through the door,
Shoving aside anyone heading out – 
They’ve made this manoeuvre before.

The party’s predominantly female,
Determined and far from benign.
Apart from one chap, in windcheater and cap
Looking hen-pecked and toeing the line.

They descend on reception like locusts,
Complaining, demanding and cackling.
The staff at the desk have nowhere to hide
From the surge of objections they’re tackling.

Ground floor room! No steps! Wheelchair access!
Why no lift? Single occupant! Porter!
The tottery old girl with the big Zimmer frame
Demands a young man to escort her.

The onslaught is tough and relentless
As the wrinklies press home their attack.
Then, deftly dealt-with, the tidal wave thins
As they head to their rooms to unpack.

Pleased with the way things were handled,
The reception-staff think they’ve survived.
But outside the lobby, brakes hissing with glee,
Another full coach has arrived…

Premium Member UNAFRAID OF MY JAN 6TH NEIGHBORS BUMPING OUR DOOR LOCK BREAK INS ON A DISABLED VETERANS FAMILY

VERILY I PRAY TO JESUS YAHWEH INCLUDING ALLAH ITS BEEN TWO YEARS NOW WHEN BIDEN AND ALL THE HORRORS SEVERE THREATS DURING COVID OUR LIVES IN SHAMBLES AN YET DOMESTIC TERRORISTS RIPPED OUR FLAGS MORBIDLY BREAKING INTO OUR HOME WE HAVE SPENT OVER 3000 IN NEW LOCKS LOCK SMITHS SECURITY CAMS THE JAN 6TH NEIGHBORS BUST THEM OUT IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT THEY CRAWL OVER FENCES PUT KEYSNIN THE DOORSBTO MAKE QUICKSET KEYS TO ENTER OUR HOME CIRCLINGBOUT APPOINTMENTS ON OUR CALENDAR SO THEY KNOW WHEN TO STROKE TAMPERING WITH MY VIETNAM VETERANS MEDALS OUR MORTAGE BANK INFORMANTION MEDICAL INFORMATION I SUFFER I SUFFER MENTAL ILLNESS PTSD TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY MY HUSBAND AS WELL REACHING FIR MY BIBLE IT'S NOT RIPPED OR FOLDED THESE TERRORISTS ARE BOLDLY MERGING WITH THE SAME DOMESTIC TERRORISTS BITTER OVER MY AMERICAN POETRY MY GOD ITS DEVASTATING THESE ARE INSURGENTS BULLIES COMMITING HOME INVASION EXTORTING OUR PEACE HERE IN AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA

Premium Member Caves - Ins and Outs

Caves are dark, dank, sinister havens for rising damp
Mere cavities in the ground, veiled from light of day
Yet caves are heralded, admired and cherished
For a swarm of reasons, just mind the bats

Caves are drop inns
Hikers and natives welcome finding a cave
They provide shelter from wind and rain
A great place to stay the night, light a fire
To enjoy the cosy charm of safe seclusion

Caves are art galleries
The walls are dotted with new and ancient graffiti
Hand-prints, paintings, scribbles and scenes
Made by artists with no where else to hang their stuff
Revealed by flickering flames and dim filtered beams of light

Caves are museums and dumps
Visitors leave their junk in caves
Animals topple in and get trapped
Caves are a great place for animals to die
These dumps are bliss to archaeologists
Who drool over skeletons, artefacts and such old-time junk

Caves are cathedrals and awe-catches
Endless aeons of dirty drips yield fabulous
On floor and ceiling displays of
Glistening stalactites and stalagmites
The cavernous space, silence and eerie dankness
Makes visitors gasp with adoration and awe
Highlighted by the uniqueness, isolation and remoteness of caves

So duck-in to a cave when you pass one by
and you'll discover the ins and outs of caves
Caves are awesome and strangely welcoming
Despite their darkness, dampness and malevolence

Ins and Outs the Manifesto

spectators!  we march! 
advance upon the blind 
with your cultured eyes
and tone torpedo tongue
rage on molars hail delirium
he's smelling the blood of puppets
ventricles be defiant 
the neon carnivals have electrocuted themselves
it's time to eat the high priests
and their goddess Anesthesia
free the nervous system
held incommunicado
to the end of the page
let the fan mail erupt
written in holy ashes
THE ENTIRE HUMAN 
A SINGLE ORGAN OF PERCEPTION!
zzzt  hisss gurgle
We interrupt this program
to fill in the blanks 
must be the reception
win a  night with Androgen and Estrogen
those two comics
guess who's at the font door 
you won't be gone long
GONE LONG!
somebody change the channel
pull cupid pull,
it's your anniversary
aim it at the carousel ostriches
we are all going to be recorded
find your costume
bird cage for your head
frying pans strapped to feet
the horizon is circular last time I looked
it meets again and again 
without permission
the universe is like that
zero variable
variable density
zero density
ordered and persistent
I haven't always slept in doorways
ideas got us this far
c'mon shoes let's lose the blues


From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Ins and Outs Part 4

Author's note: This is an epic length poem that will have to be split into parts and will be serialized in successive posts.

Part 3


Dr. D. confers in panic 
with Rex and boys at the Limbo Saloon
by now my eyes are ping pong balls 
the final recommendation is for 
ritual abandonment
Fra Umbilicus answers his page 
in the monastery wing
and servos his motorchair up to my railing
intones the curse of the catacombs
think of it as original my sin er son

how the flat line fooled the experts 
was on the 6 o'clock
perhaps it was the fact 
that it went vertical
tripping alarm buzz circuits 
from Hell to breakfast
like a reeking retching lurching 
Nietschean Lazarus
a scarred and demented Universe 
gave birth to itself
and the combined riotous 
and cheering populations
of BURN WARD 3 
and AMPUTATION WARD 2 
and NARCOLEPSY WARD 666
cameras pick up deicide in the stairwell
a theomachian commotion 
clangity-whaaang go the
oxygen tanks bouncing four flights
plopity-smash go
the out/intravenous bottles
whackety-crack 
goes his portable Respiropump
screechety-eech 
goes NEURO WARD's $90,000 Lobotoscan
cascading sympathetically


8er from Decatur

straining against the tube works 
and their attached impedimenta
beneath the basement corridor steam pipes
awakening autopsy cadavers
with every labored pitch and yaw
bursting through the fire exit 
on the firing squad's day off
out onto St. Hilarity's loading dock
he turns and waves howdy-ose amigoes
to the gathered throngs 
Musela, Tex, the Santa Guadalupe Mariachis
slams Lucille the ambulance's door
severing all connections
arm tube nose tube mouth tube 
chest tube piss tube
hits the throttle light bar and siren
and lets Lucille's squealing wheels
burn rubber clear down 
to the land of rubber plantations
until the tank hits empty
and memory returns syllables 
and lost parts of speech
the twin t's of utterance two swords
and fate the swindler of souls 
has a blowout
at 90 at 5...at 15...
the separated twins
separate the H-O-R-I-Z-O-N
into before and after
rhyming less on the outside
than on the inside out
a vacation follows



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Ins and Outs Vs the Flying Saucer Pilots

I have an important message
for man's best friend
humming like rolling wheels at 90
incandescent like a hubcap overhead
listen to this you highway palm readers
the pressure in this tire
is anatomically incorrect
and at four atmospheres
ALERT!  ALERT!
all radar units report your locI and foci
on the plan-it planet,
space never got named
by causes and their waiting effects
the secret of death
is to pay no attention to it
I go with the info dear recipient
info in outfo out
if we never meet
tell them I ain't invisible
it may not be much
but it won't be enough either 
wheels for legs radio screaming
entertaining beyond abomination
we Febrilacs from planet Nu-Oc
speak our own language,
if monotony generates subtlety
it must be high resolution
because others have done so 
is not enough
in zero plastic space
the big molecule
a million moving parts
sonic on the inside freezing out
do we try to figure it out  in
here's the secret
amnesia is the root of all comedy
blame it on the invisible 
beans from outer space
and their gift 
the list of blisters

In and Out, Prelude To the Epic 'Ins and Outs'

In

after going all night off the map to dawn
on the newly opened Metaphysical Gridway
I am awakened by the black buzz of flies
and a persistent hiss of escaping steam
in my chest a hole where the piston went
misfire specialists been at it all night
looks like it is missing altogether
heart missing!
and I'm supposed to remain calm!
I hear the motel desk man's radio voice
the motel TV is on an older Aztec console
he's reading today's roadside advisory
with the ancient music of the spheres under
or is it over

my angels in white are singing like sirens
their little red wagon glissandos up the gravel
outside the screen door in the neon
local code blue team goes crash cart
my ballooning eyes watch a blurring scenario
as they pump in earth air fire and water
being as my hood was already up so to speak
I remain stuck fast waiting for spare parts
long into day


Out

there's neon signs in my head
there's a desert motel in my head
there's peeling wallpaper in my head
there's copulation and murder in my head
there's smashed windows in my head
there's a falling sane man
in my insane head



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

Ins and Outs Part 2

Author's note: This is an epic length poem that will have to be split into parts and will be serialized in successive posts.

Part 2

act three

in the third act delirious 
the laws of physics etc.
he coughs his lungs out 
in wheezing jets
internal combustion is internal combustion
his bed of wheels begins to roll
first one wheel then the others
cough cough cough
his wheels roll the length of 
NEURO WARD 4's corridor
to the NEURO elevator 
and its NEURO music
by now familiar to you 
as that song in the head
cough cough cough
3 2 1 doors open out 
upon the concrete parking lot
out to Lucille the Oldsmobile 
they recognize one another
why no one knows 
this is an orphan's tale
composed with the licensed use 
of Orphan Guild secrets
raised on the back seat 
suckled by giant oranges
weaned on foot long hot dogs 
at the nation's roadside
Musella my injection!

act four

in the 4th phantom of the opera 
the tank hits empty
his lungs flat and black 
as a piece of big rig recap
in desperation piles bricks on seat
heaves bricks back onto concrete
salutes au revoir to the mirror's horizon
and rolls onward 
propelled by what is equal
what is opposite 
according to St. Newton
the law of the motor 
what goes in must come out
seriously Lucille rolls 
upon the concrete gridway
steering herself autonomously
everything left to chance
we now know any nightmare 
propelled by what is equal and opposite
will roll through the divider 
and off the bed-road
Musella vacuums up the glass 
and sorts out the tubing
our fugitive lays low by his radio 
signal up full
awaiting the footsteps 
and stethoscope of Tex Amphora
the archaeologist cowboy surgeon
took my case in a bar stool wager 
betting on flesh made perfect
the fool the angel

5 minute intermission

they taught me how to act 
onstage I mean in stages
strangers said I'd grow out of it
friends said I'm gonna die from it
there comes a time in a youth's youth
when he discovers 
that the machinery on the interstate
can play the sound of skidding wheels 
on a Steinway
so

a much needed musical interlude then
acto sexto



From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon
http://tinyurl.com/nhfk6dr

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The Ins and Outs of Silence

four vignettes on silence

I
Muteness broadcasted
hush-hush flaunted
just like a coverall,
silence is a blanket
on human telepathy and intent.

II
It's simple, actions speak as loudly as words.
Silent treatment can be an
autumn breeze,
granting space
cooling tempers.

III
Sulkiness can be likened to
green gall, blatant brooding
and withdrawal characterized as
yellow cowardice,
Passive aggressive behavior exposed.

IV
Cats, life-long friends, co-workers all employ
loving acts, yet silence...
licking, ankle rubs
eye winks, hugs
waves and smiles.

July 29, 2019

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