Best Inedible Poems

Everybody poops
but mine don't stink
What the heck, am I supposed to do
they think I'm full of crap
but I have to swear it's true
'Cause when I'm...

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POINTING TO THE PROBLEMS 
  {Bivouacs}

Beat down with legal fees
Tied up with taxes;
Tripped up with mortgages;
Ripped off with student loans
Insulted with insurance
Telephone updates.

Out of...

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A bunch of dry lime leaves like schoolkids runs 
across the street. Be careful, do not slip
on crispy morning frost. I see someone’s
bike on its...

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Three Atheist limericks 
	for April Fools' Day 2006


Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye. 
	
Dear Mrs. Schiavo:  Goodbye.
Fifteen years was a long time to die.
  ...

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All around us
It’s an epidemic
Man-induced plague

It’s a conspiracy
To hook people
To non food foods
Eats that should be
Technically inedible

Anything to grease the wheel
Of factories and consumerism
Nothing grown...

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Atop an inverted pyramid
A seismic shift in brain chemistry takes place
Channelling all mojo into a spiralling funnel
Bottom of it a mirage of an alluring treat
An...

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"Dear Jess, when I first met you,
We were halfway through Year Nine,
You had enormous hair and pigtails
And a grin as big as mine,

We were friends...

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Cold-blooded, 
I poison my precious poem 
with the tip of my quivering quill 
to quench the venomous quest 
of my crystal inkpot!

Burying the edited lexis...

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Me’ Fury

Me’ fury, ensue, inasmuch of the bullies; my halo es leaning, me’ grimace is beaming, my hand on the hilt, mahound be at awe,...

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by Michaelw1two

 The bard, the muse, the low versifier,
 each the times bemoan;
 stressed by compassion's grasp,
 ingrained word sown life disowns;
 individualist rare, previews...

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My scribbles scrammbled on a tatty bit of paper
I vomit ideas
           Before they vapour 
They...

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Jellyfish, Jellyfish
What are you good for?  
Not good for the belly, you litter the beach, ...your tentacles reach
right through sand and surf, to sting...

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Incessantly distinguish applause readiness
Estimate necessitous showing entertainment
A Champion over there I ask where
Society authority mistress speechlike
Fascinates popular quality I poem announce
Action preservatives colonies corianderly
Obtained emblematie...

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Indemnify for your goodwill eternally, I fail to be.....even

Goaded kaleidoscope makes one feel lucky to have titillating summons....with

No egregious sentiments even on accolated appraisal of...

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come protest  us and flail your skinny  arms
say how we do society so much harm
Hyperventilating while stomping your feet
screaming your slogans in tune...

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