Best Inedible Poems

Everybody poops
but mine don't stink
What the heck, am I supposed to do
they think I'm full of crap
but I have to swear it's true
'Cause when I'm on the potty
An arrangements on its way
Then I let lose some colon fruit  
and it smells like a bouquet

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Become Inedible

When I waved my marvelous magic wand
What was to appear, big breasts made out of silicon;
Checked her out and found something incredible;
Both of her big boobs had become inedible. 

Red, Red robin will boob, boob, boob along
Even if he was very right or somewhat...

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