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Three Atheistic Limericks

Three Atheist limericks 
	for April Fools' Day 2006


Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye. 
	
Dear Mrs. Schiavo:  Goodbye.
Fifteen years was a long time to die.
   Your husband was brave
   To withstand the wave
Of inedible pie in the sky.  

Why San Diegans remove Crosses from public Land

The SD City Council must hold strong:
Those mountaintop Christians are wrong.
   Crucifixion's the sign
   Of insensitive minds
Not the Native Americans' song.

Unrequited Faith

Dear Judeo-Christian God:
Your behavior's exceedingly odd.
   You let Hitler misbehave
   Then killed thousands with waves
And can't keep your priests' hands  off  kids'  bods!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 8/31/2015 1:55:00 PM
These are pointed, timely, and very funny!!!
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Date: 9/8/2014 12:05:00 PM
Love these. You've heard of Christian Mingle. have you heard of Hindu Hangout? Then there is Buddha Bash. Congrats on the selection. daver
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