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Three Atheistic Limericks

Three Atheist limericks for April Fools' Day 2006 Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye. Dear Mrs. Schiavo: Goodbye. Fifteen years was a long time to die. Your husband was brave To withstand the wave Of inedible pie in the sky. Why San Diegans remove Crosses from public Land The SD City Council must hold strong: Those mountaintop Christians are wrong. Crucifixion's the sign Of insensitive minds Not the Native Americans' song. Unrequited Faith Dear Judeo-Christian God: Your behavior's exceedingly odd. You let Hitler misbehave Then killed thousands with waves And can't keep your priests' hands off kids' bods!

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Date: 8/31/2015 1:55:00 PM
These are pointed, timely, and very funny!!!
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Date: 9/8/2014 12:05:00 PM
Love these. You've heard of Christian Mingle. have you heard of Hindu Hangout? Then there is Buddha Bash. Congrats on the selection. daver
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