Best Impersonation Poems

..."May I?" she asked motioning to my dog-eared notepad as a child might
asking for a cookie expecting to be told it would spoil her dinner
I took another swallow, my hand instinctively moved to the b......

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...Note: If you haven’t please check out part 1 and 2 
before reading this. It will make more sense that way Thanks.

"May I?" she asked motioning to my dog-eared notepad as a child might
ask......

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...The Restaurant Menu has a picture.
Three golden brown Pancakes 
A large corn colored slice of butter
Melting on top running over the sides.
Griddle Cakes doing a Nathalie Wood impersonation
Drow......

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...Time is precious and therefore we have to make it useful with a more better value for ourselves.
The moment when we meet a new person,  is it better just relaxed to be ourselves and do everything as ......

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...A tale from the soliloquies of my imagination
Now I am thinking of evolution
My theory reveals the nature's mystery
"It all begins in the sea, our ancestry."
Scientists bow in my appreciation.

A tal......

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...Secrets are anxiously being kept with a behavioral struggle, as one of the special few enters the room; obviously preoccupied with his thoughts. Bottom teeth are nipping his upper lip tucked tight, r......

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...About Bill Posters and Bill Greenwell

Words not to use in poems

In 1993, I (Bill Greenwell) went on a three-day workshop with the poet Peter Sansom, who co-edits The North, and runs the Smith/D......

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...The Tex-Mex festival was bountiful
But it scratched my innards, much like steel wool

     When the cramps began
     Oh, how fast I ran

My impersonation of Old Faithful......

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...(dedicated to Naija, my countree)

Naija, I hail o
A house horrorful than
The Hammer house of horror!

Naija, I hail o
An animal dreadful than
The dreaded white shark!

Naija, I hail o
A d......

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...I am where King David was born.  My name means, “House of bread”.
I am located six miles south of Jerusalem; 262 miles northeast of  Cairo, Egypt; 

and 140 miles southwest of  Damascus, Syria.  W......

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...Batman wangled a one-wish deal from a genie fair and real,
ruing that his graveyard shift duty had been driving him nutty,
this flapping around nocturnal,  chasing this and that criminal.

     H......

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...What is your answer when you doubt?
     A. Perhaps the occult or mystics
     B. Learn some escape artists' tricks
     C. Just memorize Proverbs 3:6
     D. Practice the piano - Chopsticks

W......

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...You hypocrite! You selfish twit.
You only exist as a counterfeit
to your ancestors dreams. You are unfit.

So you are here. You whip up fear.
You can't resist the odd sneer or a jeer
At those y......

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...How can I live in this world,
Where flattery, hypocrisy, coax, bigotry, shrewdness, impersonation are huddled? 
But I’m a dunce to do all of these utterly necessary characteristics. 

How can I l......

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...The victim weeps constantly
she defends herself when she has no need
and every plead to her sanity
lays rejected in tearful liquidity

She cries out her bullying tactic
of mental anguish
and b......

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