Best I Have No Idea Poems

help mrs. muse is gone and my mind is shooting blanks 
my friend called inspiration is trying to walk the plank 

motivation just married mr lazy 
and confidence started acting really crazy 

cousin common sense is on vacation out of town 
and aunt intelligence is...

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tears burn into my face
stinging my eyes like mace
like removing your heart and putting a bomb in it place
catastrophy takes place without even a body to trace
i got half a mind to do whats right 
and i got half a heart to bleed into the...

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Camouflage me quickly the fowl yelled as he landed.
Did not know who he was, but we ran out with paints - blue and red.
Can we colorize your feathers asked our leader, Mrs. Banded.
Do what you must to keep me away from the broiler, he said.
What...

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Your guess is as good as mine,
The answer is hard to find....

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