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Tuesday Humour

TOP GUN. A keen jet pilot broke the speed of sound A loud sonic boom he caused on the ground House windows were broken The whole town awoken Claims from lawyers to the air force abound... SANTA ON THE RUN Santa got pulled over on the highway Cops told him a light had gone on his sleigh Santa said I'm in a rush Cracked his whip shouted mush mush The reindeers galloped off up and away... QUEUE FOR THE LOO (FICTIONAL WRITE). Have you noticed there is always a queue Not outside the gents, only the girls loo Business takes a minute What do they do in it ? They spend time gossiping that's what they do... BILLY BLACKSMITH. Billy the blacksmith was stoking his fire The next horse up for shoeing was a shire Then blacksmith Billy felt A kick below the belt Now high pitched is soprano in the choir... INDUSTRIAL ACTION. The reindeer decided to go on strike Made demands that old Santa didn't like He said it's Christmas eve And I've soon got to leave So he sacked them and rode off on his bike... Written 19th November 2019.

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/5/2019 6:11:00 AM

Those reindeer deserved to get sacked! I have not heard the term "sacked" for about forty years! Loved remembering that.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2019 6:40:00 AM

Thanks Caren, its used a lot in the UK. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/25/2019 6:33:00 AM

Great Limericks Tom, you brighten our week with your fun poems. All is well and we are settled - a very lovely home I can call it now, thanks for all your support and concern. Blessings. Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/25/2019 12:15:00 PM

Thank you very much Jennifer, glad you enjoyed the humour and glad you're all sorted now. Tom

Joseph May

Date: 11/24/2019 9:50:00 PM

I enjoyed tour limericks Tom..Nicely done..

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/25/2019 1:45:00 AM

Thank you Joseph, glad you enjoyed them. Tom.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/21/2019 8:20:00 PM

I always enjoy seeing your lims!! The one on women's restrooms. it's so unfair. I am FAST when I go in and always I have to wait in lines!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/22/2019 2:47:00 AM

Thanks Andrea, in my defence I did say fictional write lol. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 11/21/2019 6:25:00 AM

The master of lim's comes through again! Great set here Tom. Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/21/2019 7:05:00 AM

Thanks Charlie, glad you enjoyed my humour. Tom

Maria Williams

Date: 11/20/2019 9:16:00 PM

You are in fine form my dear Tom. Loved everyone one of your lims, though must admit I'm guilty of holding up the queue, me and my daughter always seem to have something to discuss there, as do so many women, important stuff, we women understand each other Lol....Maria Hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/21/2019 1:56:00 AM

Thank you Maria, haha, I know what you mean, having a wife and three daughters I've had many a long wait, thought they'd been abducted by aliens lol. Tom

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 11/20/2019 4:16:00 PM

Ive been missing limericks from you. Great ! A fav for me especially since I do blacksmith work as a hobby!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/21/2019 1:53:00 AM

Thanks Timothy, yikes, stand well back from the shire lol. Tom

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 11/20/2019 3:09:00 PM

Tom, I love great lims and these are GREAT ones! Thanks for your kind comments re the gal who talked 90mph! I've know a few of those types myself, and I hasten to admit some of them were men! Good on you always - Bob

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/21/2019 1:52:00 AM

Thank you very much Bob, its only when they pause for a millisecond that you can quickly get a word in lol. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/20/2019 2:00:00 PM

- Top humor throughout this Tuesday limerick series, Tom :) - Well done ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/20/2019 2:16:00 PM

Thanks Anne, happy you enjoyed them. Tom

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/20/2019 9:41:00 AM

Thanks for solving the mystery of the women’s bathroom. These were all fun. Thanks for your return visit Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/20/2019 1:13:00 PM

You're welcome Richard, and thank you too. Thought I might get flak from that one so maybe there's truth in it lol. Tom

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 11/20/2019 6:33:00 AM

So cute, Tom. Love them all... Bless you with many more, Gina

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/20/2019 1:11:00 PM

Thank you very much Regina, glad you enjoyed them. Tom.

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 11/20/2019 5:02:00 AM

Ha ha Tom: loved all these and you sure know it when you’ve been kicked by a shire. Their hooves are as large as a dinner plate. Lol SuZ

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/20/2019 1:08:00 PM

Thanks Suzanne, yes youre right about the shires, saw them at the budweiser display at sea world, didn't get to close though lol. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/19/2019 11:31:00 PM

G'day Tom … certainly humour of the day. I was below one of them sonic booms year ago, and by crikey, you're not wrong - thank you Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/20/2019 2:03:00 AM

Yikes that must have been one hell of an experience for you Lindsay. Regards Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/19/2019 8:49:00 PM

Masterpieces, Tom. Especially like the last three. ~ Off to work on my bike...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 8:51:00 PM

Thanks Gershon, happy you enjoyed. Tom

Silent One

Date: 11/19/2019 4:17:00 PM

Love them.. second one is my favourite..

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 4:20:00 PM

Thanks S.O. My humour slowly returning. Tom

Panagiota Romios

Date: 11/19/2019 1:59:00 PM

Love them all Tom! You are terrific. Panagiota xxx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 2:41:00 PM

Thank you very much Panagiota, im happy you enjoyed them. Tom.

Vijay Pandit

Date: 11/19/2019 12:44:00 PM

Fantastic Tuesday humor, Tom..a lot of fun!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 2:39:00 PM

Thanks very much Vijay, glad you liked them. Tom

Na Na

Date: 11/19/2019 10:39:00 AM

Hi Tom these are good. Thanks for sharing

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 11:08:00 AM

Thanks very much Gregory, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Tom.

Heidi Sands

Date: 11/19/2019 10:06:00 AM

Great ones Tom. Thanks for sharing these fun Limerick today :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/19/2019 10:22:00 AM

Thank you very much Heidi, glad you enjoyed them. Tom