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Best Humorless Poems

Below are the all-time best Humorless poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humorless poems written by PoetrySoup members


Useless Beauty
Eye witness they, O my mother, rag less I am.
You are the price maker but guilty I am;
So much needs, chastity at deal
Shameless crying, robbed...

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Categories: humorless, beauty,
Form: Italian Sonnet



Premium Member Reclusive Accountabilities
I am sick of excuses to avoid responsibility
and I am, today, sick with excuses to avoid responsibility
with "I'm just a mortal human. I make mistakes.
I...

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Categories: humorless, culture, health, humanity, humor,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Manic Depressive Climates
Depression is like dying
without hope this process will end well,
without remediation
at least not for my closely held ego-identity,
and despair 
this turning inward
creates a cocoon by...

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Categories: humorless, beauty, culture, depression, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Where Poets Rule
Everything that is created
disguises a hidden purpose....
A calligrapher writes out his lines
not just for the exquisiteness of the script
but to also convey a meaning.
 ...

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Categories: humorless, beauty, color, dance, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Systemic Change
It is known throughout Earth's anonymous
unanimous Commons,
Systems are hard to change.

The more macro-competitive,
Yang-strong,
The more difficult of all conversion stories

Over pernicious decades,
We tend to add "isms"
to...

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Categories: humorless, caregiving, health, integrity, peace,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member Heroes and Villains
Everyone's great cause
projects them as our future's therapeutic hero.
So all against our health-intending causes
reject us as potential victimizers,
ostracizers,
impeachers,
disenfranchisers,
excommunicators,
criminalizers.

The trick is to see antagonists,
sources of trauma,
as...

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Categories: humorless, caregiving, health, humor, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
George Washington An Old Fuddy-Duddy
George Washington an Old Fuddy-Duddy?

By Elton Camp

What image of Washington comes to mind?
In with your money is the one you will find
Right there George is,...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorless, historyold, image, old,
Form: Rhyme
World War Ii Poems and Holocaust Poems - Vi - Chaim Nachman Bialik, Erich Fried
World War II Poems and Holocaust Poems - VI - Chaim Nachman Bialik, Erich Fried

After My Death
by Chaim Nachman Bialik
translation by Michael R. Burch

Say this...

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Categories: humorless, holocaust, race, racism, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Edge of Wonder
To the edge of wonder we’ll blithely roam,
Map an enchanted place of passion born, 
In the far reaches of love we’ll find home.

Over gold-dusted peaks...

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Categories: humorless, beauty, dream, fantasy, future,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member Bad Humors Create Victims
Good Humors Create Healers

Humorless weaponed officials
applying laws
to challenged and challenging
unarmed natures,
is like expecting a rabid rattlesnake
to advocate with and for patience,
understanding through merciful listening,
to apply...

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Categories: humorless, caregiving, health, humanity, humor,
Form: Prose Poetry
Lithium Equilibrium
LITHIUM EQUILIBRIUM

“All Apologies” to Kurt Cobain
this drug is decidedly an undeserving
 song depicting a drug you avoid to obtain
 logically-- wisely your ‘sanity’ preserving

People and...

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Categories: humorless, introspection, drug,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Competitions In Disregard
Am I unhealthy and unsafe oppressed,
suppressed,
repressed,
right-brain negatively depressed?

Not really all that:
competitively left-brain impressive,
first through last impression 
newsworthy,
enticingly marketable,
profitably commercial,
slickly corporate,
predatively intelligent

More camouflaged
unnoticed and undefined
unrefined
and, frankly,...

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Categories: humorless, depression, desire, god, health,
Form: Political Verse
Sweltering Monetary Slump
Sweltering Monetary Slump

Torrid atmosphere
Spent as a humorless mock
Bare heat funds replete

																							Sunshine Williams...

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Categories: humorless, faith, future,
Form: Haiku
I Coming Back From a Desert Place
I coming back from a desert place
O dry it was and waterless
The drought rose up and strangled me
With cracking fist, and humorless
The thing like a...

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Categories: humorless, hope, on writing and
Form: Verse
Horn Scratch Trump Off My List Combined Haiku
Scratch Trump Off My List

Trump's home has become
A catacomb, while on his
Head wears an orange dome.

Trump thinks that he is
Such a sweet thing, and to...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorless, humorous,
Form: Haiku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things