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Horn Scratch Trump Off My List Combined Haiku

Scratch Trump Off My List

Trump's home has become
A catacomb, while on his
Head wears an orange dome.

Trump thinks that he is
Such a sweet thing, and to tears
All of us does bring.

Difficult to deal
With and all of his appeal
Not really for real.

Trump was born with low
Intelligence level and
By wife was told so.

Over himself he
Cannot get and then also 
For neither can we.

In newspaper read
Would you believe found world dead
By Trump were all bled.

While in a brothel
Did decide to write a novel
"Around me world revolves."

Trump will never miss
Has always been humorless
Scratch him off my list.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 3/3/2017 4:41:00 PM
Very good... a reality show man with drama queens in his court.. it's a crying shame that the populace had to vote in an apprenticeship with no talent and an uncultivated mouth
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Date: 3/3/2017 7:05:00 PM
Definitely the queen of spades in all the parades. See that Arnold has resigned from the Apprentice show.