If You Weren'T Such a Nut Meg

She had so many chances Yet she kept muffin it up Butter intentions were good Just not much coffee in her cup Couldn’t make a good decision Too much waffling back and forth Always peppered with doubt Should she head south, no maybe north Still, she was fun at a party I would say, hummus a tune She’d say, "Icing because I’m happy" As the words began to croon Maybe that’s what’s most important Omelet let her off the hook So she’s always in a pickle Doesn’t do things by the book Once again, I’m gonna help her Since she is such a good egg I said, girl, you’d go much farther If you weren’t such a nut Meg