Best Hmmm Poems

Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!...

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Hmmm “finger food!”

I can only guess at what that means

Surely, we don't actually eat human fingers

If that's the case, it would be cause enough

For me to become a vegetarian

Then I could devour a whole “head” of lettuce

Or a bunch of celery “hearts”

How about an “ear”...

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Jame's Bond's P*ssy Galore
Pretty
Kitty

Bo Dericks
Hotsy
Totsy

Dolly Parton's Bra
boulder
holder...

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I said I would…and I did
         maybe I should have hid

Penned 4 April 2018
Contest …epigram…. Deborah Guenther Beachboard...

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Curiosity
A bulge or a pant wrinkle?
Longing for the truth...

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Ah fish tails. Surely an apex of thought on a circular run. Home spun then. Bandy bringing braking balls. Throw then. Whirl then. Spun like a wobbly flan. Candyfloss hair in a breeze. Bending like an octave. Adjusting to the musical state of skies. Hair...

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The boidies is singing, the sun is up
Nothing but happiness fills my cup
Still hanging around
With mind quite sound
"Your opinion", I hear some young pup...

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Hey what happened,
I started this journey from no where or perhaps the stars.
There you were
We shared so much for strangers,
didn't realize that two people could have so much in common,
always felt misunderstood
until I met you.
We talked on the phone for hours
just like the kids we've...

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...The general response to a poem
One that you just read
Whether it be good
Or whether it be...
Dead...

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Hmmm... 

'08 I hate and disregard, as we bring in a new year;

'09 should be fine, and  I have plans; to shift into a new gear.

Excuse my bitchin and whinin, but this last year was a bust;

Plans of change I've made them, and this...

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If you are a student of religion
You learn more than just a smidgeon
I would not want to pidgeon
To put holes in your religion
But it is my decision
To go out on a mission
And show an apparition
Can be a beautiful addition
Or maybe cause addiction
To the students of...

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Hmmm, Interesting

To me, there never was any surprise 
When it was I who finally would realize 
That no matter how much I loved her so 
Fought tooth and nail like we were a foe. 

This is the start of poem I will now write 
And...

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[Today, for reasons I neglected to ask, Annie asked
Me, ‘Who used to say “Meeces”?’
I responded, ‘You mean “I hate those meeces to pieces”?’
Well I couldn’t remember the ‘meeces’ names (Pixie and
Dixie) so I googled the phrase. What follows is absolutely, 
100%, no exaggeration, no tweaking...

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put that away, no toys today
a personal touch is on the way.
love me not, for i have got
something to make you feel so hot.
a bolt from the blue, something new: 
electric energy direct to you....

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To have is not to hold
To serve is never until
To act is not a role
Truth... is never at all real

To walk or rather to run
Is silence better or better to speak?
Wanna be sad or wanna have fun?
Have you the strength to be weak?

A worded tongue...

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