Hmmm

Jame's Bond's P*ssy Galore
Pretty
Kitty

Bo Dericks
Hotsy
Totsy

Dolly Parton's Bra
boulder
holder

funnyfootle

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Heather Ober

February 11, 2013 at 1:58 PM

Haha! I can't believe I didn't see these before! Too funny - Congrats! Also, I don't believe I'm related to a Steven Ober, but I am now very curious about him ;)

Apoorva Patrikar

February 9, 2013 at 9:53 PM

congrats on your win..

Poet Destroyer A

February 9, 2013 at 9:04 PM

Debbie, Congratulations on a job well done, in Yasmin's footle fun contest:-) take care~PD

Kim Merryman

February 9, 2013 at 7:07 PM

Congrats on your win, Debbie! These were a hoot! Love, Kim

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

February 9, 2013 at 2:35 PM

Deb, tho short yours is one of the best. what a hoot is that boulder thing! congrats:) Jag

Tim Ryerson

February 9, 2013 at 2:04 PM

Hmmm...I thought you said you were lousy at doing footles, cher...you are apparently a quick learner...'Goldfinger' is one of my all-time favorites...'Odd Job' was awesome with his lethal hat!... I remember he did a commercial for cold medicine after...every time he sneezed he tore everything in the house to pieces but his wife came to the rescue with the appropriate advertised medication...

Debra Squyres

February 9, 2013 at 1:09 PM

Smokin Hot !! wooo wooo !! Congrats on your win !!

Andrea Dietrich

February 9, 2013 at 11:07 AM

these were so cute, Debs, in a sexy funny way. Congrats.

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

February 9, 2013 at 8:15 AM

Many congratulations and still laughing lol xx

Don Munro

January 28, 2013 at 5:18 AM

I love this form of poetry! Great stuff; so witty. Thanks for reading my stuff.

Tim Ryerson

January 28, 2013 at 3:46 AM

I thought you said you weren't any good at footles!....hmmmm....footle for this poem: Guzzi's Doozies?? (Yes, I know I mis-pronounced your name but gimmie a break, would ya?)

Ndaba Sibanda

January 26, 2013 at 3:37 PM

hilarious...hmmm....and unique!

Jack Horne

January 26, 2013 at 2:33 PM

lol, loved Dolly's bra especially - congrats on your wins, my friend

Andrea Dietrich

January 26, 2013 at 8:50 AM

these are GREAT, Debs. You chose a good theme with "sexy" and the last one is genius. (hope you didn't mind a tree being male. haha)

Painted Hunter

January 25, 2013 at 5:50 PM

Ha...this footle business is pretty fun. Hi Debbie

Richard Lamoureux

January 25, 2013 at 12:24 PM

Reminds me of Arsinio Hall. He had in his monologue "things that make you go Hmmm!"

Sara Kendrick

January 25, 2013 at 5:15 AM

Cute ones..I bet that Dolly is tired at night with shoulder aches..I did some work on my footles if you want to look and see if they changed..Thanks for stopping by..Sara