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Liar and Hillary - Not For Contest

‘Damn Liar’! said Hillary to Bill
You told me ‘that girl’ was on the pill
Now she’s got a tum
As big as they come
You're the daddy, now ain’t that a thrill!

22nd May 2015

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James Fraser May 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM I wonder how many kids have been born through liaisons as such, politicians, Rock Stars, etc. To be honest it beggars belief and if one could know, wow, scary numbers. Limerick joy are yours Jan, hugs, James xx Jan Allison May 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM I am sure there are many many out there - wonder what happens when they are told who their 'daddy' is especially if the father has denied their existence until DNA results prove otherwise:-( Hugs jan xx

Constance La France May 25, 2015 at 5:00 PM Jan, this is outstanding 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, sweats. . . Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 5:08 PM Thanks broken wings just a fun write inspired by Catie's contest:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser May 25, 2015 at 6:05 AM Heh, good one! Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 6:08 AM Tongue in cheek humour lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 24, 2015 at 10:56 AM OH BOY. I LIke it, Jan! Jan Allison May 24, 2015 at 1:10 PM Just a fun write Andrea lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux May 23, 2015 at 8:43 AM Bill, bill, bill! Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:41 PM LOL thanks Richard:-) hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen May 22, 2015 at 11:21 PM Lol!!!!!! Excellent jan, so funny, I like limerick........good luck in the contest.........Afolabi. Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:40 PM this is just for fun not for the contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso May 22, 2015 at 9:28 PM LOL Loved this, as for lying, they both seem to be pretty good at that!!!! Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:39 PM Yes part of the job spec I think Arthur lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie May 22, 2015 at 8:17 PM Hello Jan... poor old Bill and Hillary; still making millions, and never being able to live down their past. I loved this limerick Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:39 PM Slightly tongue in cheek Lindsay but proof we can't trust a word that comes out of the mouth of a politician anywhere in the world! Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton May 22, 2015 at 6:45 PM another hit my poor sides Jan I name you limerick queen hugs 7 Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 6:49 PM LOl Shadow - some do not care for my sense of humour - but it won't deter me from trying to inject a bit of fun into soup:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus May 22, 2015 at 1:04 PM That 'girl' had plans already conceived in her mind!! Bill never saw what was coming! Much enjoyed. Hugs // paul Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 1:09 PM LOL Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka May 22, 2015 at 9:13 AM Love the biting tone of this one. You do this form very well! ((Hugs)) ~Janet Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:19 AM I love the limerick form Janet it suits my humoir:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Williams May 22, 2015 at 8:48 AM Hi Jan, Terrific Limerick, very funny---we've even heard of Bill and his amorous exploits in Australia. A 7 Jan....kind regards----John Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:18 AM Thanks John just a fun write:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez May 22, 2015 at 8:23 AM LOL! This is really funny! He should have controlled his Libido, that way the girl wouldn't have had Hysterics on national tellly...7. hugs! Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:19 AM I don't think we can believe a word out of any politician's mouth lol:-) Hugs jan xx Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:15 AM

Emile Pinet May 22, 2015 at 8:18 AM Now you went and done it...you made me laugh out loud! That was funny! Emile. Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:16 AM Glad I made you smile Emile I wrote three L & H limericks - my hubby thought Long and Hard too risque ... but I posted it anyway lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Joseph May May 22, 2015 at 7:30 AM Haha... On her dress he did spill...Great one Jan.... Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:13 AM Ha ha ha Joseph - that comment is hilarious :-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith May 22, 2015 at 7:19 AM I never had sexual relations with that woman. Bill says lying through his teeth. Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 7:24 AM Just a fictional write Tim - politicians - how can we believe a word they say! Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das May 22, 2015 at 7:18 AM Hahaha....who? Monica? ...you are so very good at limericks....7++ Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 7:23 AM I am saying nothing Nandita lol - just a silly write not for the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx