Best Hemorrhoid Poems

The first time I had one
It really was not fun.
I called the doctor
and went right away.
I knew that, how is it hanging
was the first thing...

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You messed around 
and married a real 
"pain-in-the butt" man 

known throughout the land 
for ripping
burning 
completely deserting 
then leaving 
women hurting

his only claim to...

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Forget to brush; must maintain that gleam
Run to sink, grab a tube, no light stream
     Such an odd taste in my...

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Remember that dude Little Boy Blue?
Well, he's a very good a friend of mine
We used to have all night jam sessions
Just to help ourselves unwind

Of...

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Some use  hemorrhoid cream on their face
In my eyes,it is not the right place
But they ‘pile’ it all on
Till the tube is all gone
I...

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I’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles

He’d  tried...

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The mafia is like a hemorrhoid:
   -Both absolutely no use
   -Both put the squeeze on their victim
   - and...

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Large hemorrhoid piles
obstruct waste evacuation
Evoke toilet time howls
In flat rectal production...

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This is the third time
I've read Beyond Religion:
Ethics
[non-sectarian, non-partisan, non-violent]
for A (not "The") Whole World
[ZeroZenZone Universe, psychological and politically eco-logical].

In the second, of two, sections,
the...

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Following is the April 2012 Monthly Activity Report compiled by the TSA.
I appears that Fred Feely Fingers and his pals do a thorough job, I...

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Trump Sitting On A Bar Stool

There was Trump sitting on a bar stool
With each hemorrhoid fighting a duel
And when he looked at their logistics
His body...

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I took my grandson to the barbershop today . Tonight is prom night so very special i must say.
As I sat and looked around expressionless...

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They disclosed a hole today
A big black hole far, far, away 
Scientists, in wide eyed glee,
Said “this proves Einstein’s theory”. 
That states when mass is...

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The man on the moon knew he could get ruined, if he couldn’t get back to his cocoon. 
Was he maroon on the cocoon. Or...

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Redicule of a Loose Tool

Determined that if not enjoyed, it would be destroyed
And with another thought and idea became annoyed
When around with many things my...

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