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A Real Technology Expert

I am not technically challenged I am merely being tested Well, that’s my story anyway There are those who would beg to differ So let them Who cares? I may not know all there is to know About computers About streaming About smart phones Who says they’re so smart? They don’t impress me much I once threatened To throw mine in the river For being so stupid Damn Android More like hemorrhoid If you ask me Meaning pain in the you know what Give me back my Princess model Preferably in pink or turquoise And with a rotary dial I bet I can get one on Amazon

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Ellen Gwaltney Bales

Date: 3/7/2023 6:29:00 PM

I'm glad I made you laugh. I had hoped someone could relate. I'm guessing you're over 40, like me. Only I'm WAY over! Ellen

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/27/2023 7:03:00 AM

This made me laugh, Ellen. I do not even own a cell phone and have no intention of doing so. I am like you. Why did we have to change? There was nothing wrong with the old way. We even had pay phones but now, NOooo!