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Tsa Monthly Report

Following is the April 2012 Monthly Activity Report compiled by the TSA. I appears that Fred Feely Fingers and his pals do a thorough job, I must say! Those diligent and dedicated folks earn their pay according to this survey. For your information, I hasten to report their detailed findings without delay! They discovered eighty-seven transvestites - terrorists - zilch! Three natural blondes were detected - terrorists - zilch! Fifty-thousand breast implants - terrorists - zilch! Over three thousand serious hemorrhoid cases - terrorists - zilch! Nearly fourteen hundred hernias - terrorists - zilch! Eight thousand enlarged prostates - terrorists - zilch! Don't you feel safer flying the friendly skies having learned these facts? Having had our physical exams we can now board with confidence and relax! (Let's pray those guys won't be so obsessed with us dropping our slacks, That they let guns and strange-looking drawers fall through the cracks!) Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

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Joann Grisetti

Date: 6/8/2012 7:24:00 PM

Very funny. I could not find Guests, but thanks for the kind comments you left me. Sometime we should trade houses for a week, though you do not want to be here in summer. Temp. 95F+ humidy 95%+ every day plus rain most days.

Kathryn Collins

Date: 5/16/2012 7:07:00 AM

Wish I could have been thinking of this the last time I went to the airport. Verrrrryyyyy good. Kathy

Mark Goodson

Date: 5/15/2012 2:54:00 PM

And my hard earned dollars went for this? Robert, thanks for your comment on my poem, Obama My King. I have grown tiresome of his "Good guy" antics and wish all Americans would end his reign - seeing him for what he realy is- a Judas.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/14/2012 9:45:00 PM

hahahaha

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 5/14/2012 2:05:00 PM

Uh, well, if I have to go through flight security again, I'll be lumped with the hemorrhoid sufferers. You make your point here so well with humor, Bob. My tall blonde niece has been strip searched three times at airports. She travels frequently for business. My brother is furious! I bet there are some weapons making their way onto planes. Great to read your work again, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 5/14/2012 10:15:00 AM

A good reason to give up flying Bob, the grope is entrenched and I refuse. A witty verse to expose the perverse methods of humiliating a person all in the name of terrorism! Ah well, what more can be said. Luv, Lizzy

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/14/2012 10:10:00 AM

this could be a series, robert... more wit abounds!.. delighted!..:) huggs

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/14/2012 5:25:00 AM

hilarious! i really needed a laugh this morning - thank you so much for providing one, bob! (p.s. thank you for all your wonderful comments on my poems. i so enjoy getting them!)