Crude Bodily Humor

Large hemorrhoid piles
obstruct waste evacuation
Evoke toilet time howls
In flat rectal production
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 10:57 PM
OOOOH, so gross, but well done. haha. LUv, Andrea ps Has Chris seen this one. He loves talking about toilet habits too. haha.
Gadberry Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Too funny...well done. And thanks for the comment. I like to look at things from all sides. I tend to be an optimist, but in this case, I really hope I'm right.
Kendrick Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Very crude....Mom..Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting..Heard from your brother this morn via Phyllis ..He was on his way to the Army Hospital to see the dr for after surgery check-up..Mom
Devonshire Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Indeed they do, Doris. Funny Epigram! Soup mail in a moment. Love, Carolyn
Neels Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Doris huh uh, now I'm not going to want to eat my breakfast in a few minutes lol Just kidding, thanks for the laughs, least my day starts off great.. :) This condition can be detrimental at times hey, so I don't wish it on anyone..
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