Best Hardware Store Poems
Below are the all-time best Hardware Store poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hardware store poems written by PoetrySoup members
Hardware Store Versus CoronovirusI work in the retail sector
and everyone's gone mad.
It's really very amusing.
It's really very sad.
Toilet paper and sanitizers
have flown right out the door.
Though everyone is...
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Categories:
hardware store, satire, sick, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Down At the Hardware StoreFlapping in the wind
A sign hangs near the front door
"LEAF BLOWERS ON SALE"...
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Categories:
hardware store, sea, seasons
Form:
Haiku
The Hardware StoreThe hardware store's a dying breed
As big box stores invade.
They used to have just what you'd need,
Each item U.S. made.
But now they face a growing...
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Categories:
hardware store, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
My InspirationsIn a moment of understandable frustration with me,
My wife demanded to know what I really believed in.
I thought for a minute, tear glands filling,
"The essential...
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Categories:
hardware store, father, inspiration, mother,
Form:
Free verse
LoveLove went to the liquor store
She bought a bottle
Drank until the bottle was dry
Walked on over to the hardware store
Where there she bought a hunting...
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Categories:
hardware store, crazy, devotion, murder, passion,
Form:
Light Verse
Zealous Zena ZebraPoor little Zena zebra was feeling oh so sad
She was born an albino, which made her look bad
Zena desperately wanted to fit in with the...
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Categories:
hardware store, animal, discrimination, fantasy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Five Decades of DoppelgangersI: in the 70s
At sixteen, looking through a magazine,
I came across the picture of a girl
whose character was Mary Ellen in
“The Waltons” show I watched...
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Categories:
hardware store, history, lifeme, me,
Form:
Blank verse
Childhood Christmas MemoriesCHILDHOOD CHRISTMAS MEMORIES
The cold winds of December
Trekking through the woods
Seeking a tree we'd remember
The excitement felt so good
We would look until we found it
The perfectly...
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Categories:
hardware store, childhood, christmas, love, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
Recombobulating Chaosthoughts lick at my consciousness
distracting me from the warm embrace
of the colour pallet unfolding
I stare with myopic eyes at the kaleidoscope
endeavouring to discern the...
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Categories:
hardware store, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Memories Snuck Through My GateI did a dodgy job of mending
The backyard gate.
Mellow memories still feel like gaping gallows,
They perch like birds do on the fence
And eat all the...
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Categories:
hardware store, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Sonny and the PoochCan I keep him, please, dear mother?
I found him down the road.
I've been to all the neighbors,
...
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Categories:
hardware store, friendship, happiness, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
Poor Easter BunnyThe Easter bunny’s feeling sick
He ate eight boiled eggs for a trick
And cannot stop fartin
His butt end is smartin
The other bunnies took the mick!
Poor bunny...
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Categories:
hardware store, easter,
Form:
Limerick
One Horse TownOne Horse Town
The boardwalks full of people only two stood in the street.
The showdown of the century counting down to thirty feet.
Black Bart said this...
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Categories:
hardware store, fantasy, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Fun-Frosted MemoriesDee’s father bought a fancy, family sled
to her amusement and joy
He shocked the town pulling this sled around
With his good, shiny Model T Ford
Memories...
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Categories:
hardware store, father, father daughter, growing
Form:
Ode
Scare TacticsIt was on one Tuesday arvo shopping at the hardware store,
When I noticed Vicar Prendegast come walking through the door,
He walked up to the counter...
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Categories:
hardware store, humor,
Form:
Rhyme