Best Handcuffs Poems

A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for...

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The idea behind this poem came from reading a poem of the same title, written by Richard “Canadian Man-god” Lamoureux. Now, his poem went in...

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This is who I am
My name is Stanislaus J. O’Connor
Born on April 17th in Belfast, Ireland
Youngest of eight children
My father admired the Polish people
The way...

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I pulled up to the Stork Club in a bright Red Coupe Deville. I must admit I felt a bit of pride as I tossed...

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So you thought you were the stuff, ruff, tuff couldn't get enough. Wheeling, dealing, even stealing, trying to get rid of that low feeling. Wanting...

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Face all of your faults, failures and fears.

Once you do you'll have reason for cheers.

Rid yourself of handcuffs. You hold the key.

Take complete control of...

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On one dark and stormy night… on a local, lonely, wind swept moor,
A very young and slightly mad scientist did some craziness, for sure.
Now mind...

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There's a lady who's caused quite a kerfuff
Her lil "nawdy" rhymes made some blush and chuff
Might call the police! 
Will that bring them peace? 
They'll...

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I unbutton your shirt slowly
gently brushing my
hand over your bare chest
your intake of breath
quicken with every touch
finally I remove your shirt,
your pants follow in quick...

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In little towns the big events are locally presented,
and every family in the town is usually represented.
Shopkeepers shut their doors when a pioneer curls his...

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Spray your love in the masochistic mist, 
shapely satisfying the illicit itch...
With handcuffs upon the wicked wrist, 
narcotic nectars that will bewitch…
Salacious secretions that must...

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I sat in the court room and watched all the jurors eyes. They were so innnocent 
and so ignorant as they looked upon my husbands...

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There you go...
All succulent and thick up...
That walk you have...
That addictive jiggle...
It drives me CRAZY!!
Your eyes...
They have such magical hypnotism...
Your lips...
Oh my goodness... can I...
Can...

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I tried to reach out, blink in silence and say my words, but there is a lost syllable and a forgiven diction. I buried my...

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Let me be Frank.

I pulled up to the Stork Club in a bright Red Coupe Deville. I must admit I felt a bit of pride...

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