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Jan's Bawdy Guard

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A tribute to Jan's sense of humor.

There's a lady who's caused quite a kerfuff Her lil "nawdy" rhymes made some blush and chuff Might call the police! Will that bring them peace? They'll prolly just use her fur-lined handcuffs

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I Am Anaya

Date: 12/20/2022 9:08:00 AM

New to Poetry Soup at the time. What's a bawdy Limerick? It's a legitimate poem category! 1845, Edward Lear published ‘The Book of Nonsense’ in which he featured 72 limericks. This is the first history of limericks. Jan's limericks are bawdy and nice! Glad this made POTD FJ! I Am Anaya

Fj Thomas
Date: 12/27/2022 9:37:00 PM

Thanks so much Anaya!

Jim Slaughter

Date: 6/22/2022 10:25:00 AM

They are funny and bawdy...but nice, aren't they, FJ? Somehow, though, she does manage to slip them past the PS Morals Brigade. This one is funny, too.

Jim Slaughter
Date: 6/23/2022 11:13:00 AM

Been doing pretty well, all things considered, I guess. Thanks for asking.

Fj Thomas
Date: 6/22/2022 1:57:00 PM

Thank you Slaughter man. I meant to ask how you have been doing?

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 4/21/2021 12:18:00 PM

Oh my, !

Fj Thomas
Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 PM

Lol hey Vi

Eileen Manassian

Date: 3/27/2021 6:15:00 AM

Congrats, Flo. Great POTD. Jan is a dear. I've been away for some time. Health and other issues. Sending you love

Fj Thomas
Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 PM

Hope everything is well with you Eilee.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/26/2021 5:41:00 AM

I see this was POTD. Congrats and a big hug.

Fj Thomas
Date: 6/22/2022 1:55:00 PM

A belated thank you Rick.

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 3/12/2021 6:16:00 PM

What fun, just as a limerick should be. Bound in faux fur handcuffs.

Fj Thomas
Date: 3/24/2021 10:07:00 AM

Lol thank you much Scott :)

Arturo Michael

Date: 1/20/2021 4:51:00 PM

Like this limerick...Congratulations FJ Thomas on POTD.

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/22/2021 5:36:00 AM

Morning Arturo; thank you.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/18/2021 2:24:00 PM

Limericks are bawdy by nature and Jan writes some great ones! I think you had fun writing this. Nice work, FJ. Hugs, Carolyn

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/22/2021 5:35:00 AM

Thanks so much Carolyn :)

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/18/2021 5:31:00 AM

It is all in good humor and fun. Lol. Congratulations on having your clever Limerick honored with POTD Flo. Blessings xxoo

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/18/2021 6:39:00 AM

Thanks so much Connie. Was just glad Jan liked it lol.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 1/17/2021 10:08:00 PM

Thanks for the laugh. Congrats on the POTD. ~~

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/18/2021 6:38:00 AM

Morning Victor. Thank you :)

Brandy Nicole

Date: 1/17/2021 6:10:00 PM

Oh my !!! No need calling the Police. This is cute, clever and creative. Such a wonderful tribute to Jan. Your thoughts bring a smile. Congratulations FJ, on Poem of the Day. :) Brandy

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/17/2021 6:16:00 PM

Thanks Brandy. Have a great evening!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 1/17/2021 6:04:00 PM

LOL. Well, if that made it, I might still have a chance one of these days! LOL.

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/17/2021 6:15:00 PM

Lolol I'm sure you will L.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/17/2021 4:01:00 PM

Hello FJ … has Jan got fluffy handcuffs too. I thought she only had whips and chains. Jan’s verse is a delight to read - thank you FJ - Lindsay

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/17/2021 4:03:00 PM

LOLOL oh now that's funny! Thanks Lindsay!

Akkina Downing

Date: 1/17/2021 3:58:00 PM

Lol! Still hilarious and congratulations on potd, FJ...

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/17/2021 4:02:00 PM

Thank you dear Lady ;)

John Watt

Date: 1/17/2021 3:16:00 PM

Still laughing over your limerick and PERFECT title, Flo. Jan's wit and creativity will prevail. Congrats for your POTD honor! Enjoy your day ~ John

Fj Thomas
Date: 1/17/2021 3:30:00 PM

Lol thanks for the smile John :)