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A tribute to Jan's sense of humor.

Jan's Bawdy Guard

There's a lady who's caused quite a kerfuff
Her lil "nawdy" rhymes made some blush and chuff
Might call the police! 
Will that bring them peace? 
They'll prolly just use her fur-lined handcuffs

Copyright © FJ Thomas | Year Posted 2021

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December 20, 2022 at 9:08 AM

New to Poetry Soup at the time. What's a bawdy Limerick? It's a legitimate poem category! 1845, Edward Lear published ‘The Book of Nonsense’ in which he featured 72 limericks. This is the first history of limericks. Jan's limericks are bawdy and nice! Glad this made POTD FJ! I Am Anaya

December 27, 2022 at 9:37 PM

Thanks so much Anaya!

June 22, 2022 at 10:25 AM

They are funny and bawdy...but nice, aren't they, FJ? Somehow, though, she does manage to slip them past the PS Morals Brigade. This one is funny, too.

June 23, 2022 at 11:13 AM

Been doing pretty well, all things considered, I guess. Thanks for asking.

June 22, 2022 at 1:57 PM

Thank you Slaughter man. I meant to ask how you have been doing?

Mystic Rose Rose

April 21, 2021 at 12:18 PM

Oh my, !

June 22, 2022 at 1:56 PM

Lol hey Vi

Eileen Manassian

March 27, 2021 at 6:15 AM

Congrats, Flo. Great POTD. Jan is a dear. I've been away for some time. Health and other issues. Sending you love

June 22, 2022 at 1:56 PM

Hope everything is well with you Eilee.

Richard Lamoureux

March 26, 2021 at 5:41 AM

I see this was POTD. Congrats and a big hug.

June 22, 2022 at 1:55 PM

A belated thank you Rick.

Scott Thirtyseven

March 12, 2021 at 6:16 PM

What fun, just as a limerick should be. Bound in faux fur handcuffs.

March 24, 2021 at 10:07 AM

Lol thank you much Scott :)

January 20, 2021 at 4:51 PM

Like this limerick...Congratulations FJ Thomas on POTD.

January 22, 2021 at 5:36 AM

Morning Arturo; thank you.

Carolyn Devonshire

January 18, 2021 at 2:24 PM

Limericks are bawdy by nature and Jan writes some great ones! I think you had fun writing this. Nice work, FJ. Hugs, Carolyn

January 22, 2021 at 5:35 AM

Thanks so much Carolyn :)

Connie Marcum Wong

January 18, 2021 at 5:31 AM

It is all in good humor and fun. Lol. Congratulations on having your clever Limerick honored with POTD Flo. Blessings xxoo

January 18, 2021 at 6:39 AM

Thanks so much Connie. Was just glad Jan liked it lol.

Victor Buhagiar

January 17, 2021 at 10:08 PM

Thanks for the laugh. Congrats on the POTD. ~~

January 18, 2021 at 6:38 AM

Morning Victor. Thank you :)

January 17, 2021 at 6:10 PM

Oh my !!! No need calling the Police. This is cute, clever and creative. Such a wonderful tribute to Jan. Your thoughts bring a smile. Congratulations FJ, on Poem of the Day. :) Brandy

January 17, 2021 at 6:16 PM

Thanks Brandy. Have a great evening!

L Milton Hankins

January 17, 2021 at 6:04 PM

LOL. Well, if that made it, I might still have a chance one of these days! LOL.

January 17, 2021 at 6:15 PM

Lolol I'm sure you will L.

January 17, 2021 at 4:01 PM

Hello FJ … has Jan got fluffy handcuffs too. I thought she only had whips and chains. Jan’s verse is a delight to read - thank you FJ - Lindsay

January 17, 2021 at 4:03 PM

LOLOL oh now that's funny! Thanks Lindsay!

January 17, 2021 at 3:58 PM

Lol! Still hilarious and congratulations on potd, FJ...

January 17, 2021 at 4:02 PM

Thank you dear Lady ;)

January 17, 2021 at 3:16 PM

Still laughing over your limerick and PERFECT title, Flo. Jan's wit and creativity will prevail. Congrats for your POTD honor! Enjoy your day ~ John

January 17, 2021 at 3:30 PM

Lol thanks for the smile John :)

January 17, 2021 at 2:45 PM

Enjoyed the humor, Flo, congrats on POTD. John

January 17, 2021 at 3:29 PM

Thank you very much John.

January 17, 2021 at 1:30 PM

Lol, this is awesome FJ, Congrats on your POTD!!!

January 17, 2021 at 3:28 PM

Thanks so much Mark :)

Constance La France

January 17, 2021 at 11:56 AM

FJ, wow, a HUGE congratulations on your deserving POEM OF THE DAY with this great limerick _Constance

January 17, 2021 at 1:02 PM

Thanks so much Constance!

January 17, 2021 at 11:31 AM

Congratulations on your POTD FJ! "Fur-lined" handcuffs indeed. Still smiling!

January 17, 2021 at 1:01 PM

Lol thanks Sam. Happy I could bring a smile :)

January 17, 2021 at 11:27 AM

oh gosh Flo just logged on to see this lol many congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx

January 17, 2021 at 1:01 PM

Just hide those furry handcuffs ma'am! ;)

January 17, 2021 at 11:20 AM

FJ!!! Where have you been? Sure made a impact with your POTD! Funny too! Love that Jan lady... and to you my love, Happy Jack XOX

January 17, 2021 at 11:22 AM

Well hello there Mr Man! I'm still kicking about! Thanks Jack :)

January 17, 2021 at 9:22 AM

Love the fur-lined handcuffs... so cute. Congratulations on POTD, my friend. Hugs Eve

January 17, 2021 at 11:21 AM

Thank you dear Eve ;)

Paula Goldsmith

January 17, 2021 at 9:04 AM

Congratulations on your p.o.t.d win. So cute and funny. You made me laugh. Enjoy your win/day with blessings........

January 17, 2021 at 11:21 AM

So happy to hear that. Thank you Paula :)

Regina Mcintosh

January 17, 2021 at 7:49 AM

Cute. God bless you always - Congrats on POTD

January 17, 2021 at 11:20 AM

Thank you Regina!

Unseeking Seeker

January 17, 2021 at 7:45 AM

hahaha! Enjoyed! Congrats on POTD

January 17, 2021 at 11:19 AM

Thank you Seeker :)

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