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Jan's Bawdy Guard

There's a lady who's caused quite a kerfuff
Her lil "nawdy" rhymes made some blush and chuff
Might call the police! 
Will that bring them peace? 
They'll prolly just use her fur-lined handcuffs

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I Am Anaya Date: 12/20/2022 9:08:00 AM New to Poetry Soup at the time. What's a bawdy Limerick? It's a legitimate poem category! 1845, Edward Lear published ‘The Book of Nonsense’ in which he featured 72 limericks. This is the first history of limericks. Jan's limericks are bawdy and nice! Glad this made POTD FJ! I Am Anaya Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 12/27/2022 9:37:00 PM Thanks so much Anaya!

Jim Slaughter Date: 6/22/2022 10:25:00 AM They are funny and bawdy...but nice, aren't they, FJ? Somehow, though, she does manage to slip them past the PS Morals Brigade. This one is funny, too. Login to Reply Jim Slaughter Date: 6/23/2022 11:13:00 AM Been doing pretty well, all things considered, I guess. Thanks for asking. FJ Thomas Date: 6/22/2022 1:57:00 PM Thank you Slaughter man. I meant to ask how you have been doing?

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 4/21/2021 12:18:00 PM Oh my, ! Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 PM Lol hey Vi

Eileen Manassian Date: 3/27/2021 6:15:00 AM Congrats, Flo. Great POTD. Jan is a dear. I've been away for some time. Health and other issues. Sending you love Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 6/22/2022 1:56:00 PM Hope everything is well with you Eilee.

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/26/2021 5:41:00 AM I see this was POTD. Congrats and a big hug. Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 6/22/2022 1:55:00 PM A belated thank you Rick.

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 3/12/2021 6:16:00 PM What fun, just as a limerick should be. Bound in faux fur handcuffs. Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 3/24/2021 10:07:00 AM Lol thank you much Scott :)

Arturo Michael Date: 1/20/2021 4:51:00 PM Like this limerick...Congratulations FJ Thomas on POTD. Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/22/2021 5:36:00 AM Morning Arturo; thank you.

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/18/2021 2:24:00 PM Limericks are bawdy by nature and Jan writes some great ones! I think you had fun writing this. Nice work, FJ. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/22/2021 5:35:00 AM Thanks so much Carolyn :)

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 1/18/2021 5:31:00 AM It is all in good humor and fun. Lol. Congratulations on having your clever Limerick honored with POTD Flo. Blessings xxoo Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/18/2021 6:39:00 AM Thanks so much Connie. Was just glad Jan liked it lol.

Victor Buhagiar Date: 1/17/2021 10:08:00 PM Thanks for the laugh. Congrats on the POTD. ~~ Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/18/2021 6:38:00 AM Morning Victor. Thank you :)

Brandy Nicole Date: 1/17/2021 6:10:00 PM Oh my !!! No need calling the Police. This is cute, clever and creative. Such a wonderful tribute to Jan. Your thoughts bring a smile. Congratulations FJ, on Poem of the Day. :) Brandy Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 6:16:00 PM Thanks Brandy. Have a great evening!

L Milton Hankins Date: 1/17/2021 6:04:00 PM LOL. Well, if that made it, I might still have a chance one of these days! LOL. Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 6:15:00 PM Lolol I'm sure you will L.

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/17/2021 4:01:00 PM Hello FJ … has Jan got fluffy handcuffs too. I thought she only had whips and chains. Jan’s verse is a delight to read - thank you FJ - Lindsay Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 4:03:00 PM LOLOL oh now that's funny! Thanks Lindsay!

Akkina Downing Date: 1/17/2021 3:58:00 PM Lol! Still hilarious and congratulations on potd, FJ... Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 4:02:00 PM Thank you dear Lady ;)

John Watt Date: 1/17/2021 3:16:00 PM Still laughing over your limerick and PERFECT title, Flo. Jan's wit and creativity will prevail. Congrats for your POTD honor! Enjoy your day ~ John Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 3:30:00 PM Lol thanks for the smile John :)

John Gondolf Date: 1/17/2021 2:45:00 PM Enjoyed the humor, Flo, congrats on POTD. John Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 3:29:00 PM Thank you very much John.

Mark Koplin Date: 1/17/2021 1:30:00 PM Lol, this is awesome FJ, Congrats on your POTD!!! Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 3:28:00 PM Thanks so much Mark :)

Constance La France Date: 1/17/2021 11:56:00 AM FJ, wow, a HUGE congratulations on your deserving POEM OF THE DAY with this great limerick _Constance Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 1:02:00 PM Thanks so much Constance!

Sam Kauffman Date: 1/17/2021 11:31:00 AM Congratulations on your POTD FJ! "Fur-lined" handcuffs indeed. Still smiling! Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 1:01:00 PM Lol thanks Sam. Happy I could bring a smile :)

Jan Allison Date: 1/17/2021 11:27:00 AM oh gosh Flo just logged on to see this lol many congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 1:01:00 PM Just hide those furry handcuffs ma'am! ;)

Jack Ellison Date: 1/17/2021 11:20:00 AM FJ!!! Where have you been? Sure made a impact with your POTD! Funny too! Love that Jan lady... and to you my love, Happy Jack XOX Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 11:22:00 AM Well hello there Mr Man! I'm still kicking about! Thanks Jack :)

Eve Roper Date: 1/17/2021 9:22:00 AM Love the fur-lined handcuffs... so cute. Congratulations on POTD, my friend. Hugs Eve Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 11:21:00 AM Thank you dear Eve ;)

Paula Goldsmith Date: 1/17/2021 9:04:00 AM Congratulations on your p.o.t.d win. So cute and funny. You made me laugh. Enjoy your win/day with blessings........ Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 11:21:00 AM So happy to hear that. Thank you Paula :)

Regina Mcintosh Date: 1/17/2021 7:49:00 AM Cute. God bless you always - Congrats on POTD Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 11:20:00 AM Thank you Regina!

Unseeking Seeker Date: 1/17/2021 7:45:00 AM hahaha! Enjoyed! Congrats on POTD Login to Reply FJ Thomas Date: 1/17/2021 11:19:00 AM Thank you Seeker :)

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