Best Guffaw Poems

I updated my new cellular phone
With "Bat Out of Hell" as its new ringtone
When it went off at mass
I let out a huge gasp
Then I pummeled my new phone with a stone...

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Pan’s Frolicsome Guffaw

’Tis the eve of The Equinox.

Methinks I hear midst Boreas’ frozen rattlings,
an unsticking of great Pan’s frolicsome guffaw;
a cheering hint of his sweet pipe!

The warming sun doth his winter’s musings thaw,
his slumberous desire arousing.

His torpid chill’d soul methinks unbends
in vernal cabbage nigh, in...

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With us always the spouting fools
What they do not know they must make up
Listen quietly and you can hear the gods laughing

Listen, I feel like saying something important
But it is all gone now and even I cannot make it up 
The gods quietly laughing so...

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No one does it better
Just for you
Love
Lord...

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