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Best Furniture Poems


Premium Member Furniture and Kitchen Utensils
Someone said I could probably write
About furniture and kitchen utensils
And still put a funny twist on my poem
So I'll try to live up to my potential

You must possess a strange old noodle
To know how my crazy brain works
Observing the simplest things everyday
And giving them a...

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Categories: furniture, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member On Mental Furniture
If you're off colour
bean bag it
If you're not in the zone
couch it
If you can't center it
spa it

How is your mental furniture?

It says a lot about you
if anyone should see it
who would you allow on it
should anybody need to

Mental furniture in your head
the place you go...

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© Uwe Stroh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: furniture, character, fantasy, imagination, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Rock the House and Roll Back the Furniture
They’re smoking Lucky’s; watching Hit Parade;
And Ronald Regan; with  his Death Valley days.
   What’s that I’m hearing; is it in my head;
    I hear a rumbling; while I lay in bed.
 I can’t believe it; do I hear a...

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Categories: furniture, funnyschool, me, girl, me,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Flat Pack Furniture
The damn thing's got too many holes,
I’m also missing several poles.
Instructions I simply cannot read.
This confounded thing's about to breed!

Pieces covering every inch of floor
I can no longer walk on as before,
and almost fifteen thousand bolts
I demand to know whose fault!

For gods sake this piece...

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Categories: furniture, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Period Furniture
Modern would have been easy,
but period was all the rage,
so he slipped into the form.
Having people sit on him
made him ache at first,
but he had to overcome...

As long as they did not stand on him!
Robinson did that constantly;
Robinson, who bought him at a snip
as soon...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: furniture, imagery,
Form: Personification
Grandfather Clocks and Dark Furniture
Grandfather clocks
And dark furniture.

Grandfather clocks and dark furniture.
A big wood fire with stone surround.
Wooden floors that creek when you walk.
And animal skins for rugs with big leather coaches to lounge on.
This is the picture of the dream in my head.

An aga stove with back boiler...

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Categories: furniture, dream,
Form: Prose



OPPRESSION OF FURNITURE PROPERTY
Their philosophers dehumanized our ancestors.
 Their missionaries demonized their humanity.
 Their merchants made them chattel.
 Whippings, rapes, amputations,
 For the training of wild ******* who can be forced to work at will.
 The expression of barbarism in all its splendor for all these bodies soiled...

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Categories: furniture, 12th grade, discrimination,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Halloween Weirdness In a Furniture Store
You have gone berserk the ghost said to me.
I will acquire an ambiance that shows I am free.
The level of thinking brought me a hulking gargoyle.
He said, “please relax” and slide down this tinfoil.

I saw a curve as I flew off the slide onto a...

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Categories: furniture, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Furniture Dealer
There was a furniture dealer named Maurice
Who acquired items for the Nouveau Riche.
  Most popular by far,
  The back seat of a car
Which they use for an occasional piece....

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Categories: furniture, humor,
Form: Limerick
Like a Medieval Furniture
Like a medieval 
Of local forest woods

In raining dripping days
Melted by sunshine rays
In Sunny shinny phases

My wooden reading table
Has sailed through ages
My gray grandpa gave it his
My papa saved it me 
My wooden reading table
Will yet another phase


2nd place
BRIAN'S CHOICE M,any form,any theme

5/19/2020


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Categories: furniture, addiction, animal, bird, insect,
Form: Free verse
Cheap Furniture Repair
She reaches,
Uncrontrablly, 
For my Heart.

But this diatribe
is Missing now. 

And unlike you, 
I can't self-repair
Without a set of
Instructions. 

So bold, so feverish, 
I retreat into a coma

Protecting myself
from this poison. 

Not easy and
A full time job, girl. 

So you sat the sunrise
Out this round, but...

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Categories: furniture, lost, love,
Form: Free verse
Flat Pack Furniture
It's easy flat pack is the way to go they said
Just take it home and it is easy they said
Lay it out on the floor before assembly they said
The tool for the screws is in the pack they said
I should have read the instructions I...

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Categories: furniture, judgement, life,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Appreciate Me

You stand beneath my boughs
Never hearing my silent prayers
For someone to understand
I’m more than simply a friend
I bring life to those who listen
For the kindness in my whispers
I breathe, I bleed, I plead
In a prayer sighed through my leaves

You stare up through my branches
Look for...

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Categories: furniture, appreciation, blessing, tree,
Form: Free verse
Don't Slouch
Don't Slouch!  
                  
                   On the couch, dig for...

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Categories: furniture, family, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Cute Dog
You're the cutest little cutie
When you're sitting in a chair
With your back legs in the air
Like you're sitting in a chair....

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Categories: furniture, animal, dog, funny, love,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry