Flat Pack Furniture

The damn thing's got too many holes, I’m also missing several poles. Instructions I simply cannot read. This confounded thing's about to breed! Pieces covering every inch of floor I can no longer walk on as before, and almost fifteen thousand bolts I demand to know whose fault! For gods sake this piece is upside down so I stare at it with such a frown because now I have to disassemble, in hope, next time, it might resemble. Five hours have gone and still the bits stare back at me, I have a fit! I swear and curse in a contortion as this things all out of proportion! You need six hands and several feet or else this puzzle's has got you beat! I fear that I might die before these bits have gone from off my floor! It says G6 to seven, then F2 to three apparently using screws A, B and C, from now on I'll just have to guess, it's easier to beat Kasparov at chess! Eventually I build this piece, seemingly it’s for my niece! My wife tells me it should be blue, I reply ‘over to you!'