Flat Pack Furniture

It's easy flat pack is the way to go they said Just take it home and it is easy they said Lay it out on the floor before assembly they said The tool for the screws is in the pack they said I should have read the instructions I said So I finally decided to read the instructions on the page It seemed that you needed to be a Star Wars sage The wording was done by Master Yoda to say An example was ‘On the floor the parts to lay' Then the ‘Figures included to follow you should' In the end I was no wiser in that I could in no way known Have completed the assembly as shown. © Paul Warren Poetry